When this old world starts getting me down And people are just too much for me to face I climb way up to the top of the stairs And all my cares just drift right into space On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be And there, the world below can’t bother me
Up on the roof ….
Very warm evening. Went up to the Sunroof aka Moonroof where it was a little cooler with some movement of air. After Supper and in the airconditioned comfort of the Lounge, we watched a really well written, well constructed and excellently acted drama on ITV-X. I brought an Amazon Firestick with me to plug into the back of the TV to access all my accounts.
I don’t know if this happens to you or if it’s an old age thing but I had a feeling that I’d watched it before. I couldn’t remember the full plot but recognised isolated vignettes. It still affected me emotionally and I felt quite sad when I walked up the stairs to the roof. Coming down to watch the final episode of 4, it concluded with a really satisfactory resolution of optimism. The trip to the roof had obviously worked its magic.
As the heat rises, walking becomes more demanding. Going to try to get out earlier this week before peak temperatures hit. Of course, on a Sunday religion comes first so I have to watch the political analysis programmes. You will remember Marx said that Religion is the Opiate of the People which is why those in power embrace it. He might well have said that Politics is the wakeup call of the population. The population are finally seeing Farage and the Deform Party squirm in media scrutiny.
After a couple of hours walking, a long swim and meal, I may try to catch a few hours sleep and then get up to watch a bit of the England game. Unfortunately, it starts at 2.00 pm here and some would say England football is the opiate of the people so I may well struggle to stay awake.
Monday, 6th July, 2026
Well, what a night. I went to bed at 11.00 pm with an alarm on my phone set for 1.55 am. Got up to be faced with this screen.
That’s 3.00 am in Spain.
Couldn’t decide if it was worth staying up for a 3.00 am start but thought I might regret missing an historic event. Sat through an hour of mindless, time-filling chat and watched the first half.
Decided I just couldn’t take much more and on the judgement that the South American antics on the pitch would win through, I decided to go to bed. Didn’t get up until 8.00 am – almost mid morning – to find England had won. I must admit I was amazed.
Because I had my Amazon Firestick with me, I could access BBC iPlayer which allowed me to watch the whole of the second half. Even knowing the result, it was tense.
I was shattered by 9.00 am over my muesli. It’s 32C/90F outside. It’s going to be a slow day. The lads Whatsapp group that I belong to are all my age or older and I was encouraged to find they did a very similar thing. Went to bed at Half Time and watch the rest this morning.
Four years ago England lost to France in the Quarter Finals and they’ve got to get through an extra stage this time but, more importantly, four years ago, my garden looked like this. Hard to believe. It has made such a difference.
Tuesday, 7th July, 2026
Just starting our 4th and final week of this trip to sunny Spain. Feel very lucky. Wrote last week of the feeling of disconnect between 4 pension payments arriving in our bank account as we relaxed on the Costa Blanca.
There is no question that I am part of the fortunate Generation. Baby Boomers are the wealthiest generation to have ever lived, a new report from Allianz has found, courtesy of affordable housing and strong equity markets providing huge returns on savings. We Boomers were not expected to serve in the armed forces. We worked through a period when there was a relatively high number of employment opportunities. Strong economic growth, burgeoning property values and booming equity markets—allowed Boomers to build up a handsome fortune and pensions were at their strongest and available at their earliest in history.
I am also one of the Defined Benefits Pensioners which guarantees an ever increasing income for life based on my Final Salary. It is inflation-protected and includes part of one’s spouse’s pension on death. It provides a secure, reliable and predictable retirement income. Not only that, we took it at the relatively young age of 57 with a generous lump sum to soften the blow of not working. In comparison, Generation X, who followed us, found employers unable or unwilling to fund these pensions and moved workers on to Defined Contribution Pensions where workers build up a pot of money, not a guaranteed income. That relies on investment performance and the worker not the employer carries the investment and longevity risk
Risk is not what someone who is retired wants but Defined Contribution Pensions rely on building up a big enough pot of savings to get you through an unpredictable old age. I know it’s meaningless but actuarially, we would need just about £1 million in a pension pot to fund our current monthly pensions and we would be almost certainly short of that in reality. The poor workers following us into retirement will have poorer and diminishing work pensions and a means tested State Pension without the Triple Lock benefit.
Putting all of that aside for the moment, it is so hot and will be for most of this week that my walking exercise is being reduced and swimming time doubled. Just half an hour walking this morning was exhausting so I’ve done 30 lengths in the pool before lunch and I will do another 30 this afternoon. Quite nice to have a change and an empty, clean, refreshing pool is delightful in this heat.
Wednesday, 8th July, 2026
The morning started early – at 4.30 am – with political Podcasts from The News Agents and The Rest is Politics analysing the latest Farage stunt and the main parties refusal to play ball. It is straight out of the Trump playbook. If you want people not to look at your wrong doing, just get them to look elsewhere. It looks shabby and, ultimately, it won’t work. Quite astonishing to listen to his whining self-justification and to hear him describe himself as the ‘most attacked politician in recent times’ as we remember the murders of MPs Jo Cox and David Amiss was something to behold.
I predict that Farage is all but finished. Whether the Deform Party is remains to be seen but it won’t win the General Election and will fade away over time like the SDP did in the early 1980s. Who remembers them now? Farage has succeeded in shifting The Overton Window– the spectrum of views which are considered acceptable/possible to be discussed in politics and society.
The spectrum has swung sharply to the Right in recent years as it has across Europe and America. Things that no respectable politician could say without having opprobrium heaped upon themselves have suddenly become acceptable.
Enoch Powell, the far right member of the Tory Party made his infamous 1968 racist Rivers of Blood speech in which he envisaged Britons becoming “strangers in their own country” and for which he was roundly condemned. He would have been amazed to find Human Rights Lawyer, Keir Starmer, make a very similar speech almost 60 years later in which he said, UK risked becoming an island of strangers. It was disgracefully pandering to the racists and illustrative of the Overton Window effect. Hopefully, the pendulum will return soon.
As soon as I got up, I had two medical procedures to complete. Because I am away for a month, I’ve had to bring my INR testing kit. This morning, I tested and reported my results to Worthing Hospital. They will advise me by return email of my required warfarin dosage and next testing report.
I’ve been taking rat poison every day since 2009 and it has kept me alive. It makes me much less likely to have a heart attack or stroke for which I feel very lucky. Particularly on the day when a former College friend from my Year is buried having died suddenly of an aggressive cancer which he thought he had beaten but silently returned. As people from my Generation drop away, every day is important. Currently, I am looking at moving to a more modern blood thinner which doesn’t involve regular testing. Something to consider.
Sounding more like a walking cadaver than I’d like to, I’ve had to contact my Surgery this morning to book a PSA/Testosterone test which will inform my upcoming Prostate Cancer review. Sharp intake of breath ….
Thursday, 9th July, 2026
Interesting start to the morning. Hot but quite overcast. Makes a change. When you’ve experienced 23 consecutive days of clear blue sky and strong sunshine, a moment’s respite is very welcome. Actually, with the South Coast of England experiencing its third heatwave of the year, we consider ourselves lucky to be living and sleeping in chilled, airconditioned rooms.
By 11.30 am, all the cloud has been burnt off as the temperature reaches 37C/99F and my wife enters the pool wearing a tee-shirt and a hat to protect her skin. I don’t – in some show of bravado for which I will almost certainly pay if I live to reach 90.
View from the plane to Alicante ….
Flying into Alicante International in the middle of June, it was noticeable how many acres of land were given over to solar panels and there is a suggestion in the sceptic Press that Spain has gone too far – as if you can in reality. Spain experiences double the sunshine of South East England and produces more electricity than it currently requires. As the climate moves, it will be the UK’s ambition to do the same.
These two love birds appeared yesterday. You’ll know what they are, Dear Reader. They are Green Parakeets – basically, small parrots – and are very common in Spain and the Canary Islands but they are becoming increasingly commonplace in London and the South East now.
Birds of a feather ….
We have just 6 days left of this trip. It has been absolutely wonderful. I have loved it and will certainly do it again next year may be for 6 or 8 weeks. I will liaise with the Management here. We are fantastic customers. We book an extended period, pay our cash, turn up, collect the keys, look after the property like our own home and leave it clean and tidy without any intervention from the Letting Agents. We ask for nothing and cost them nothing unlike the short term renters who mean regular work for the Management.
Going to Athens in August and then a month in Tenerife in November. But, before that I have a number of Health Checks. Most importantly, I have my Prostate Cancer review at the Worthing Hospital but then we both have full body scans and health assessments a the private Neko Clinic in Victoria, central London.
Friday, 10th July, 2026
Another day of sunshine for most of us. Some of us welcome that while others want to lie down in a darkened room and hide from the light. In my view, there will be plenty of time for that. In fact, there will be an eternity for that. For some, that eternity has already begun.
John Morris dies aged 75.
I have always been interested in the Obituary pages of newspapers. They appeal to the Historian in me. As I get older, my interest is definitely slanted towards the ages of the deceased. I read the Huddersfield Examiner and the Manchester Evening News and I’m regularly heartened to find the majority are living well into their late 80s and early 90s.
Of course, it is in the nature of life that people die but, when you are 75, seeing people die in their 70s holds more moment. I mentioned a few days ago that one of my College colleagues had died of cancer at the age of 75 and his funeral was on Wednesday. That was certainly a shock. On Monday, a Labour politician many readers will never have heard of, George Howarth, died aged just 77.
Even though I knew nothing about her, when the death of Bonnie Tyler at the age of 75 was announced yesterday, I realised some of her songs were in the distant soundtrack of my memory. It was announced that her most significant song was Total Eclipse of the Heart. My first reaction was that I had never heard of it … until it was played and I found myself singing with it.
Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely And you’re never coming ’round (Turn around) Every now and then, I get a little bit tired Of listening to the sound of my tears …….. And I need you now tonight And Ineed you more than ever And if you only hold me tight We’ll be holding on forever And we’ll only be making it right
I sang it word perfectly. Where did all that come from? Who knew I knew pop songs of a pop singer I was hardly aware of? Amazing what we absorb subconsciously in our youth. And then, as a total counterpoint we heard this morning of the death of the mad bat that was Anne Widdecombe at the age of 77. What ever you thought of her, you certainly couldn’t ignore her until now.
From these recent obituaries I might draw the conclusion that I don’t have long left but yet another death was announced this morning of Patricia Greene at the young age of 95. You’ve never heard of her, have you Dear Reader. You do have to be pretty crusty to know that she was the actress who played Jill Archer in The Archers since 1957. So, as the conveyor belt of humanity moves continually on, there is hope.
And now once more into the sunshine for a swim …..
Saturday, 11th July, 2026
Day 26 of this current trip. And the heat goes on …. Fortunately, we have missed the excessive heatwave in UK and we are just about to miss an intense heatwave on the Costa Blanca which is said to be arriving on Wednesday.
I don’t mind temperatures in the 40Cs but it does limit activities a bit. We would tend to stay in airconditioned comfort more and I would rather be outside. The regional press are warning of high temperatures – too high for old ladies. They say it’s going to be like an oven.
Well, they don’t really use that word. They say Horno which sounds like something different entirely. Mind you, it is advertised in the Supermarket.
I love the interconnection of the Romance Languages. Here, the word Horno means oven. In French it is Four; in Italian it is Forno and in Greek it is Fournos (Φούρνος). I wonder where we got the word Furnace from? What ever you call it, we are going to be flying back to UK on Tuesday for some delicious rain while those remaining here are going to be roasted.
Thank goodness for translation apps. The management girl who met us when we arrived here didn’t speak English. She used a translation app which she spoke in to in Spanish and then played it back to me in English. There are lots of textual translators but now a few voice-to-voice translation apps are appearing.
I’m going to have to get one because I am too old and lazy to really get beyond basic in other languages. I refuse to learn American entirely while Trump is still around. This is iTranslate Voice which instantly speaks over 40 languages that quite appeals to me but Google do one and there is VoicePing walkie talkie app which is cheap but on subscription.
Just as University Theses are now available with AI assistance, so Language Learning is now almost made redundant by AI assisted, mobile Language apps. Just trust in Technology, Dear Readers.
I don’t want to bore you but, as an adjunct to yesterday’s Blog which was read by quite a few Blog visitors, I was shocked and saddened to read this today. Having been a prostate cancer sufferer myself, and having been quite accidentally diagnosed early, I am full of the sense of good fortune when I read news like this and I just cannot square it with the medical profession’s refusal to instigate a national screening programme.
Lovely day yesterday. Not too hot. Certainly not too cold. A lovely rhythm to the day established over the past 10 days. One of things that makes travelling so enjoyable is the changing scene. At the hop of a flight, the familiarity of England is replaced by the theatrical backdrop of another culture. It is challenging to the eyes but also to the mind in understanding its meaning. The North African, Moorish influence on Spanish design is everywhere. The names of distant places suddenly are near on road signs. The Oleanders and the Palm Trees paint the scenery.
The Oleanders & Palm Trees paint the scene …
Cartagena is an ancient, historic port city in the Region of Murcia, which has lived in my imagination since childhood – landlocked in an East Midlands rural village. It was founded by the Carthaginians in 227 BC and is best known for its incredible Roman heritage, natural harbour, and stunning 20th-century Art Nouveau architecture and it is here on a road sign outside my Development.
Language is a big part of the fun. When I first started travelling to France, I felt confident enough to use my Grammar School French. Then spending so much time exclusively in Greece my default ‘foreign’ language was Greek. We were always amused when we hopped over to France for a few days that our first inclination when we heard a ‘foreign’ French speaker was to reply in Greek and then scramble for the proper response. I did Spanish in Grammar School but it was 60 years ago and I struggle now although, as a Romance Language, I intuitively manage a lot or think I do.
Married to a chef means that travelling is also all about food and flavours, shopping and trying, avoiding the obvious and taking a leap into the untried. Buying ingredients to cook for Supper is an integral part of the experience. Here we’ve got a jar of caramelised onions that is to die for, another of sweet Pepper confit or jam and a lovely twist on Hummus but with a layer of olive and tomato Tapenade at the bottom.
I love tomatoes. They are a constant in my diet. I’ve always said that if you sliced me through, you would find I was largely made up of tomato. These quite ugly looking ‘Black Tomatoes’ are explosively delicious rather like the huge, Greek island ones. Grown in England, they taste of nothing but water.
They say that travel broadens the mind. Unfortunately, in my case it broadens everything and I keep having to reign myself in. But I can’t avoid wine. Wine is a passion but then all alcoholics say that, don’t they Dear Reader. Wine tells you so much about a place and people – the type of grape, the way they harvest and press it , the flavour and quality of the wine and how they drink it. For the French, it has been their raison d’être. For the Italians, it has a political theme. Historically, regimes have used wine as a tool of political identity and regional development, actively supporting wine production as a vital facet of the rural economy.
Spanish wine was in the doldrums for a large part of my life. They are really resurgent now and I love them. I am really enthusiastic about Rioja and the Tempranillo grape both white and red. In these hot times, I break all the rules and drink White icy and Red chilled. In fact I’m doing that now while watching the Test Match. Can you believe these two delicious bottles cost just £3.60. Must get some more.
Monday, 29th June, 2026
The last day of our second week here. The penultimate day of June. Ben Stokes retired after 15 years of Test Cricket. It is 60 years since England won the World Cup and I was reminded this morning that the first credit card in UK was introduced on this day in 1966.
To a child, 1966 is part of History. When you say 1966 and it is part of your life it feels rather like the other day. When you say it was 60 years ago, there is a shock of realisation at the disappearing time. The Barclaycard was launched from a disused shoe factory in Northampton which was the footwear centre of the UK but being increasingly challenged by cheaper, international competition. Today, it has all but gone completely. Life is in a constant flux.
At the time of its launch, Barclays found that 21% of adults had never even used a cheque. And 6 years later, my Teachers’ Pay was brought round each month to our classrooms in a Local Authority cheque sealed in a brown envelope delivered by the Deputy Head. I couldn’t be bothered going to the bank and just stuffed them in a draw until I ran out of money. On one occasion I found three months worth in there before I banked them.
From the moment I got married, I didn’t have or deal with cash. It got so bad that I didn’t really recognise actual coins at all. It was all left to my wife/accountant and I preferred it that way. People often observe that I seem obsessed with money and prices but, for most of my life it hasn’t worried me at all as long as I could travel, buy a new car, keep stocked up with good wine and be fed nice food and have the internet I was happy. All the simple necessities of life! These days I never carry cards. My phone does everything effortlessly.
Dordogne – 2018
Feels like so long ago but just 8 years today we were in a house with a wonderful pool that we had rented in the Dordogne for a month. A magical experience in a wonderful place. And today we are in a house with a pool which we are renting for a month in Murcia.Murcia – 2026
Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose and so it is, just like you said it would be. Life goes easy on me …. most of the time.
A propos of absolutely nothing and I don’t know where the French is coming from, my new girlfriend, Grazia the Grasshopper came up to meet me as I walked today. Look at those legs!
Tuesday, 30th June, 2026
The end of June and the start of our 3rd week in Spain. At 10.00 am, it is 30C/86F outside. The doorbell at home has just rung on my phone and it was the postman. At 9.00 am in UK? Our post doesn’t normally come until the afternoon. Anyway, when I checked the cameras, I was delighted to see it was raining. The garden will be delighted as well although most of the rain today will be in the North West.
Back in 2009, I had been retired for just 3 months and I was enjoying my Greek home but I was also desperately trying to acclimatise to the change in my own mind. It just isn’t possible to switch from full on commitment to total freedom overnight. It was particularly true in my case because the end came so suddenly. I remember when I first started teaching, the LEA ran courses preparing those close to Retirement for that change. They would go out of school for an afternoon a week in their last term. I fancied that myself at the age of 25.
When it came to it, at the age of 58, we didn’t even stay for farewell speeches and drinks. We just left our keys on our office desks and walked out into obscurity. That’s what we wanted. Rather like a version of Monopoly, we collected our payouts and passed go. Once in Greece, we waited for our Lump Sums and Pensions to appear in the bank account. The reason I mention this is because I found an email from my sister, Liz, in 2009 suggesting I may be retiring too early and that she couldn’t imagine doing it herself. This was my reply.
I’m afraid there is too much I want to do to go on working. I definitely did not want to die working. Mum had been trying to get me to retire almost since I was 50. She feared a repeat of Dad and dying at 49. I have no intention of dying young but, when I go, I would like to die picking peaches in my garden in Greece, sipping ouzo in a Peloponnese Ouzerie, meandering down the Grand Canal in Venice or sipping Espresso in Bologna or exploring the fish market in Marseille or touring the vineyards of the Dordogne or on my book signing tour of Great Britain or ….. I may only have twenty five years left. Can I fit it all in?
I was writing this in my Office in Greece where I was trying to recreate all the Offices and services I had had over the years, life after life. I recorded in my diary for that day:
Pauline and I put big hats on to go out and water the Fruit trees. We have young peaches, apricots, pears, lemons, oranges and tangerines plus three fig trees. We also water the young olive trees. It takes about two hours to do all that. I get back to find my seedlings in their peat pots are rapidly drying out and are in need of emergency watering. That done, we collapse.One of the lessons Ruth has been urging me to learn is that Retirement is all about pacing yourself. I think I’m learning it.
Looking back now at a 17 year distance, I have done most of those things I wanted to do with the exception of the book tour but you never know. I said I hoped for another 25 years and that means I’ve still got 8 more years to publish the book. Of course, since 2009, there have been some exciting interventions and events that inform my thoughts and writing and which are still to be concluded. Who knows what the final chapter will contain. Anyway, my ambition stretches beyond 8 more years now. How about you, Dear Reader? Time for a swim.
Wednesday, 1st July, 2026
Happy New Month
Good Morning, Dear Reader, and it is a good morning – hot, sunny and still. Lovely way to start July, 2026. Happy New Month. It’s wonderful to be alive. Long may it last. I want to live to see the exciting future.
I want to see quite a few ambitions resolved not least I look forward to seeing the next digital revolution embedded. There was a time when people scoffed at the idea of steam power, at the introduction of electricity, at the first combustion engine vehicles on the roads, at the internet of things and now at Artificial Intelligence. Hopefully, before I die I will see the total disappearance of petrol cars on the roads and AI will be as mainstream as the internet.
Yesterday afternoon, it was so hot that, after a long swim, we went in the shade and I used AI to do a number of things I have been thinking about for a while. First I tried a fairly simple task as a tester. In our rented property, there is a sign written in two languages but which one is Spanish? Do you know, Dear Reader?
I used Google Translate to work on the first statement. It says, This establishment is full of claims at the disposal of those who solicit them. Clear as mud. The second statement turns out also to be Spanish and says, This establishment has complaint forms available to those who request them. Makes more sense but what is the difference? Microsoft Copilot told me:
Aquest: This is a Spanish (Catalan) word. Este: This is a Spanish (Castilian) word.
This sign establishes the property as a legally responsible and reliable one.
Fantastic. AI is already about to replace Google Translate. But that is too easy for it. My next job was far more complex and demanding but, before you read it, know that this whole project described below took less than 60 seconds which is much less than it took me to type the question.
I wrote the other day about moving to installing air conditioning powered by solar panels at home. Whenever I try to research an estimate of what I need and of what it would cost I find it impossible to do with getting myself bombarded by companies relentlessly trying to sell me their services. I don’t want to deal with commerce until I’ve made the initial calculations myself.
There are so many variables to compute including our ages and how long the system takes to recover its costs, where we live, the size of our house and how much power we currently consume. We have to project forward our future demands – for example, if we install air con., buy an electric car and increase the heating/cooling in the Gym – that also informs the decision. Apparently, we are higher than average electricity consumers already. These additions would exacerbate that. So, of course I tell my AI friend the parameters of the question.
I also ask it to assess the system to fit our house – a 5 bedroom detached property on the South Coast with a large, south facing roof on which I could put up to 20 solar panels with a battery for storage. I tell it that we are hoping to remain there until we are 85 but to factor resale value of the added investment. The instant calculation is 20 panels with a battery rather future-proofs our demands over the next 7-10 years and includes an uplift on resale value.
It ends with a projection of my ideal system which I can now take to installers for an estimate of costs. This is the sort of professional friend I need – only there when I call and not phoning me up to talk during the football.
This really took so little time for AI – something which has occupied me for months. It is a dispassionate, unbiased, empirically-based calculation which is only as good as what I put in but its response is without ulterior motive which is what I want.
Thursday, 2nd July, 2026
I really can’t enthuse about Wimbledon and I’m not over excited by the Football World Cup although I do watch it half-heartedly. I watched England last night because it kicked off at 6.00 pm here. The next match will be 2.00 am here so I will have to get some sleep before then. I’m in a Lads Whatsapp group and we chat in real time so I won’t want to let them down. I love Test Cricket for its thoughtful intelligence and process. At the moment, we have a sports storm of all three.
Anticipation for the old and wrinkly …
Of course, it is Oldham Wakes Holidays which ironically always coincides with Wimbledon Fortnight. A real clash of the Classes. It was certainly an odd tradition I was dropped in to. Why on earth did I go there? Answers on a postcard. I’ve just been out to buy postcards for the digitally challenged. Don’t like to let the old and wrinkly readership down. Officially, Wakes Holidays have long been abolished in Oldham.
They were first mentioned in the 1790s but were at their peak in the 1950s/60s. Initially, they were just one week per year and, crucially, it was unpaid. They were the original oxymoronic, sweet & sour experience. Workers in the mills desperately needed a rest from long hours, 6 days a week in the mills but they had to save from their meagre wages enough to go on holiday and to replace a week’s earnings at the same time.
The Labour Government, after the war, saw workers entitled to longer holidays and Wakes became two weeks – last week of June & first week of July – exactly Wimbledon fortnight and workers received holiday pay for the first time.
This is one of the mysteries for me. Those considered Working Class voted in large numbers for the Deform Party who voted in Parliament against Labour’s Employment Rights Bill and raising the Minimum Wage. They voted against improving working conditions for the very people who would suffer if their party came to power.
Fortunately, I’m here to tell you, Dear Reader, that there will not be a Deform government. In my view, we have seen peak Deform and Farage’s star is distinctly on the wane. In fact, I predict that Farage will have run off in to a money-lined future away from politics by the next election if it goes the full three years.
It’s 2.00 pm here and I am going out to post the cards I’ve written. I hope the recipients appreciate what I put myself through to communicate. I don’t know why but there are just no public mail boxes for kilometres around here. I am setting out on a 6 kilometre round walk in searing heat to post cards. At least I will lose weight if only temporarily.
The girl who sold me the cards spoke with a perfect English accent and it turned out she came from London and went to Brighton University. I love those sorts of coincidences. Even so, she seems happy serving in an obscure newsagents shop in an obscure shopping centre in an obscure part of Spain. I must admit, obscurity has its attractions.
Friday, 3rd July, 2026
Woken up to a lovely blue sky and strong sunshine and 26C/79F at 7.00 am. My weather app says the North of England was just 13C/55F at the same time. Sounds a bit Autumnal although we are expecting a scorchingly hot weekend on the South Coast and our garden will be gasping for water. Can’t be helped. It’s got to manage another 13 days without us.
It was annual gardening day here yesterday. Teams of gardeners were shinning up palm trees to prune the old leaf branches and release the new growth. It’s quite a task. The trees are around 25 ft tall and the leaves are tough and razor sharp. Just to make it a little harder, the temperature they worked in was hovering around 37C/99F. What people are prepared to do for money. Rather them than me.
We are well in to our 18th year of playing out. These days, I don’t miss work at all although I still have contact with former staff and pupils. I did have pause for thought the other day when I spoke to a girl – now Head of Humanities – and I thought,
You’re still there after all these years while I have been indulging myself. You have been getting up every morning, driving to work and going through long days of utter nonsense just to drive home in the evening, horribly brain dead, to snatch a few hours of relaxation only to get up and do it all over again while I do just what I want and still get paid for it.
I was reminded of this yesterday as 2 x State Pensions + 2 x Teachers Pensions all appeared in our Current Account while we sat in the sun with a glass of chilled, white Rioja. It all feels so decadent.
It feels so lucky. In fact, although I keep being chided that we worked hard for this from school and university educations to nearly 40 years as teachers, I am aware that there are lots of people in this world who work just as hard without this reward. But we really have been lucky in a special and unpredictable way.
Normally, one would expect the next Generation to stand on the shoulders of the previous one and to be better off. One of the ways in which this happens is illustrated by pay/earnings. Teachers’ Pay is index-linked. It increases to match inflation which gives it some stability in terms of purchasing power. It is an element of fortune along with the Final Salary scheme that makes Teaching Pensions worth having. What normally would be expected is that pay would go up faster than inflation and living standards would rise relatively over time. In this scenario, work pensions diminish against current earnings.
Uniquely, however, our retirement has coincided with a long period of flat or diminished salary values. In other words, each year in spite of any pay rise, inflation erodes the value of money. If pay doesn’t rise enough to match inflation the purchasing ability of pay falls. This, of course, is the opposite to an index-linked pension. I asked AI to provide me with the data for 2009 – 2026 of the most junior teacher’s pay progression since we retired. Although the green line indicates a positive rise in pay over the 17 years, the orange bars representing ‘real purchasing power’ indicate that pay today is still lower than when we retired. This is quite astonishing.
However, to bring me down to earth with a bump, I asked AI to collect me the data for savings of £250,000.00 in an average cash savings bond over the 17 years of my retirement. In other words, not in riskier stocks and shares but in ‘safe’ savings bonds the graph illustrates the effect of inflation on values and it’s not good. Just to add to my woes, regular readers will know that I put £18,000.00 into Government Bonds for a bit of fun. In the first 5 months, I won 7 prizes. In the last 5 months, I have not won a bean.
Saturday, 4th July, 2026
It might be Independence Day in the USA but only in name while they remain in thrall to the Trumpist regime. At least we know he is on the downward slope of power although we can’t be sure Americans won’t be mad enough to elect the fascist Vance. Around Europe most political leaders will be hoping for a change.
In Greece, former Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras is looking to make a come back and arguing that while much of Europe is turning its back on MAGA, Greece is doubling down on the relationship with U.S. President Donald Trump by supporting his military movements. Actually, right wing Greeks tend to have an affinity with Russia and the strong man regime. I even heard one hotel owner extolling the achievements of Hitler for his total control.
Kamares Beach Today
Greeks are very political and social but also susceptible to romantic bluster. There is a naivety to popular Greek political thought. The Greeks’ holidays are about a month away when the mainland moves to the islands to avoid the suffocating heat of Athens. The island coffee shops and cafes become the arena for political debate but with a cooling sea breeze.
The Trees have been pruned. The Lawns have been swept. Order is restored.
In Spain, the PSOE, Socialist Workers’ Party are in power but I can’t say I know the culture at all. It is one of the downsides of spending much of my time in this detached, gated community. It is quiet and relaxing but sheltered from the hurly burly of real life. We go out walking for a few hours each day but in the more residential streets of Los Altos not in the town.
A lot of our time is spent here, swimming, cooking and eating, reading and writing, washing and ironing, living a ‘normal’ life. And yet, it is more sophisticated and less homespun than our former, Greek island life. The pools are quiet, clean, constantly maintained and delicious to swim in with a relaxing jacuzzi afterwards. The sun is so hot on the tiled surround that getting out of the pool is at risk of boiling your feet. It is so pain … ful!
Welcome to the Longest Day. It is all downhill from here. Allegory for Life. Warmest night so far. The temperature didn’t fall below 26C/79F through the dark hours. We are starting our 5th full day here of 28 in total. Having spent 2 weeks here last year, we have dropped back in to the groove immediately and it feels like we have been here forever.
Already, we are talking about coming for 2 months next summer and driving. It would be so much easier than our drive to Greece. Portsmouth Ferry Terminal is just 33 miles from our house in UK. It makes sense having the car with us giving us extra flexibility. The ferry journey is a long 33 hrs and not cheap. I pulled this example up to see. On top of the price shown, we would need a comfortable cabin as well.
Bilbao to Los Altos – 521 miles / 8 hrs driving.
The drive from Bilbao is fantastic and is half that of our previous drives to Ancona. It takes us through Zaragoza which has a magical attraction for me. It is a name I heard in my boyhood and fired my imagination for travel to European parts.
The Cathedral Nuestra Senñora del PIlar – Zaragoza
In adulthood, Zaragoza looks so interesting that we might just build in a couple of days there to explore either on the way out or on the way back.
On a sad note, it was on this day last year that Pauline’s sister, Phyllis, died in A&E after a fall just short of her 88th birthday. Incredible to think that she has been gone for a year.
Monday, 22nd June, 2026
It’s 10.00 am and already 32C/90F outside. I did something dreadful yesterday. I didn’t complete my exercise routine. It actually felt shameful like not brushing my teeth or showering. I got up aching and tired and gradually thought, Sod it. I’m having a day off. I did swim for longer to make up for it and I’m aching in places that I don’t normally use in exercise.
Bird of Prey flutters above each pool.
We are so lucky to have the pools to ourselves for great chunks of the day. They are heated even in this weather and kept beautifully. There are very few birds around here at the best of times but the pool is a tempting oasis at which to snatch a drink. The Management have fixed up a bird of prey kite which flutters quite effectively over each pool deterring most birds.
Anyway, I got up determined to go out early on a long walk before it got too hot and then we hear that a lectern and speakers were being set up in Downing Street and I knew I couldn’t go out yet.
A sad but inevitable announcement …
The inevitable came and I was sad for an emotional Keir Starmer who has tried his best but been found wanting. He was the right person to make Labour electable again but not to deliver for and connect with the electorate. Actually he had achieved a lot in two years but who knew? He couldn’t communicate it warmly and effectively enough.
Now, like all the mad dogs and Englishmen, I will have to go out for a long walk in the heat of the midday sun. To be fair to her, my wife will walk with me with a big hat to shade her. I have to try to negotiate a route that doesn’t go past clothes shops.
I made the mistake on Saturday to go past this aircraft hangar of clothes and had to do 30 mins of watching her browse. She picked out two, loose fitting dresses suitable for hot weather. They were both labelled Small. Luckily for me, they were both still too big for her.
Ironically, as we swelter in Spain, the local newspaper forecast this morning that our home area would be the hottest place in the UK this weekend. Keeping my fingers crossed for the garden.
Tuesday, 23rd June, 2026
I’m in Spain to escape the heat of the UK and life goes on but this Blog will be, in part, backward looking. No change there then. In retirement, I rediscovered friends from my College who I haven’t seen for more than 50 years. It is something many old people do when they have more time in Retirement. They feel driven to research their origins and reconnect with their past. I am one.
So near and yet so far …..
I was already researching my Family Tree but it was during the Pandemic and Lock Down that I began to be contacted by old friends from my College days. Some had been close friends but some I barely knew at the time. One such was John Morris. John and I didn’t move in the same circles in College. Over three years there we can’t have talked more than a couple of times. However, In the past 5 or 6 years, we have talked regularly on social media and found quite a few interests in common especially poltical. I found him engaging and commited.
John was a Geographer which explains our distance at the time. He married Janet Preece who was in the Year before us and who I wasn’t aware of at all. After College, like me he had achieved an Honours Degree and a Masters. Unlike me, he had produced two lovely children. He had travelled and worked all over the world and led an interesting life.
I was aware he had experienced a number of health problems in recent years. It was little more than three weeks ago when he announced the shocking news that his cancer had seriously developed and had been told he had 18 months left.
Last night I read the sad news that he had died during the day. I can only imagine its effect on his wife, Jan, and the rest of his family. There is nothing one can say which doesn’t sound like a plattitude particularly if you don’t believe in an after life which I don’t.
I will carry thoughts of him with me as I go about my day but the harsh truth is that the day will go ahead irrespective. It is 10.00 am inside and 32C/90F outside. It is going to be a long, hot walk followed by a refreshing swim. The two pools are delightful and the exacting etiquette expectations suit two, old teachers. I’ve put my wife in charge of enforcing them on the other rarely seen swimmers.
Pools with Rules
There is also the shifting political landscape to follow and an England match for my wife to enjoy this evening. I am still alive and will never give up.
Wednesday, 24th June, 2026
We are just starting our second week in Spain. And the heat goes on everywhere. The media all across Europe seem obsessed with it. Certainly, British TV/Radio this morning can talk about little else. It is true that UK citizens are not prepared for these extended periods of high temperatures. We learnt to live with them all Summer long in Greece where they were hotter but less remarkable. In UK everyone panics in a couple of hot days.
Having said that, I was talking and warning of this when we lived in Greece. The first selling point of Mediterranean destinations is weather – reliable, predictable hot sunshine. As the globe heats up, the Med. gets too hot and UK certainly hot enough to not need to travel. At the same time, we need to take mitigating actions for a comfortable life.
We have been discussing (You could say prevaricating …) these possible arrangements for the last three years – both installing Solar Power generation and Air Conditioning – and how long it would take for the outlay to be recouped and what its addition would do to the house value. I really don’t know what the cost would be but I am currently anticipating it will be £20 – 30,000.00 and it is certainly becoming more urgent as we grow older.
We installed a number of Air Con. units in Greece. Each room unit required a wall unit and a dedicated Condenser outside. Greeks would fit an empty plastic water bottle to capture the water produced. I didn’t even know until recently that it was possible to run multiple wall units off one external condenser. That is what we will go for.
Of course, there will be a sizeable installation cost followed by a larger electricity cost to run it which is why it would make sense going the whole hog and installing solar power at the same time to supply it. We have the perfect, South-facing roof which captures every available ray of sunshine. It will comfortably take double the number of panels cited in this ad. and we would combine it with a battery installed in the Gym/Garage.
Hopefully, we will have another 15 years in this house during which we will be driving an electric car so getting the infrastructure in place now would be sensible. We have spent the past few days discussing all of this and the decision is that we won’t put it off any longer. When we go home in three weeks, we will call suppliers/installers to give us their thoughts and potential costings so we will then be faced with an informed decision.
Thursday, 25th June, 2026
It’s always a shock when someone dies young. We have an expectation of life into retirement and relaxed old age – at least three score years and ten – extending into the future. This morning it was announced that a lad I taught some years ago had unexpectedly died at the horribly young age of 49. It was exactly what happened to my father and haunted me before I reached 50.
I had not thought about this lad since he left school. He was not particularly notable although he was pleasant, personable and no trouble. He didn’t stand out as particularly bright in an academic sense. He was sporty and fun but the sort of lad I would have expected to slot comfortably in to a manual job to earn a living.
Installation in Manchester University Laboratories
It just shows what I know and how wrong I can be. I never cease to be amazed at my lack of understanding and judgement. Another of my pupils alerted me to Martin’s death and linked me to sites around Oldham which featured him. It turns out that Martin had set up two plastics manufacturing companies creating and installing Laboratory Plastic Ductwork. Where did he get that from? Certainly not from me.
In school, he was into music and drama but I was shocked to learn that, in his spare time, he and his wife ran a live music venue in Oldham with indoor performances and outdoor festivals.
Just in case he was in danger of being idle and getting bored, he was also a leading light in Oldham’s PHAB Association which I’m ashamed to admit I had never heard of but now know is a charity where disabled and non-disabled people get to take part in all manner of exciting and challenging activities together.
Everything about him and his life has been the opposite of mine – rooted in people, the social and his home town. Quite humbling really and makes me feel rather ashamed. I resolve it in my own mind by observing that we were totally different characters but it certainly gives me pause for thought.
Friday, 26th June, 2026
Current Temperatures are certainly dominating the discussion at the moment and related directly to Global Warming. We had a cooler day in Spain yesterday reaching just 28C but very, very humid. After a 5 mile walk, my shirt was heavier than me when I got back. However, so many of us are glued to our smartphone weather apps. I know I am. There is some discrepancy between app data but it is the best we have.
While we were 28C yesterday, our home village on the South Coast touched an incredible 39C/102F for a few minutes. Even Greater Manchester was 33C and media reports were all about records being broken. My record is 44C/111F in Athens 20 years ago and I thought I was dying. This morning at 9.40 am it is 26C here and it is 26C in Angmering where it is an hour earlier. Thank goodness my automatic watering system is working well. I’ve been monitoring it on the cameras.
We seldom go into Worthing town centre but on a rare occasion we did a couple of months ago, we walked through the Montague Centre down to the pier. It looked disappointingly shabby and disgustingly filthy with bird droppings everywhere. It is a feature of seaside towns with seagulls and pigeons fouling the area. Pauline immediately decided she was going to do something about it.
She contacted Worthing Environmental Healthwho said they were aware of the problem and that it formed a threat to public health but the Centre was privately owned and they were persuading the owners to rectify the problem. Pauline wasn’t put off by that. She immediately contacted our wonderful and energetic new Labour MP, Dr Beccy Cooper who told her she could quote her complete backing in her action.
Pauline contacted the owners of the Centre – Cayuga Homes – who it turns out are proposing to build apartments there above the shops and were keen to get everyone involved in the clean up. Pauline got the agreement that the action would happen and yesterday it was reportedly starting. It may be a relatively small thing in a relatively small place but she’s made a change.
Scorpion Street …. Why?
This morning, my walk will include a search for scorpions. I wonder if you’ve ever seen one in the wild, Dear Reader. I have seen quite a few in my Greek garden. I’ve seen the effect it had on a little cat who was stung and in agony. Was this area of Scorpion Street a site for them? Maybe, I will find out and contact Environmental Health.
Saturday, 27th June, 2026
Well, I’ve done it again. Returned from a 5 mile walk yesterday, dripping with sweat and off to the pool. The target 24 lengths completed, I start to climb out when a lump in my swimming shorts alerts me. I enjoyed the swim but I didn’t think it had been that arousing. Hand in pocket and there was my mobile. Sinking feelings give way to panic. I dried it off with my towel, tried it and …. It was still WORKING.
I knew better than to celebrate too quickly. I did exactly the same thing here this time last year, It switched on and worked but screamed at me when I tried to recharge it. And so it was this time. Fortunately, my Technical Director took over with tissues and a hairdryer. Case off, stylus out, 10 minutes hot air. Soon, everything was back to normal. My left hand was restored to full working order. More importantly, credit cards, travel cards, boarding passes, etc, were now available again.
I had two contacts from home yesterday. One was very welcome and the other less so. I wrote a few days ago about a phormium plant that we put in a decade ago when we moved into our house. It was supposed to produce tall, flowering spikes in the summer but never had. Just as we came away a couple of weeks ago, the spikes appeared but the flowers hadn’t opened. Yesterday, my neighbour, Jill, sent me this photo and I love it.
‘Maori Queen’ Phormium in flower at last.
The other contact was less welcome. At 3.00 am, I was woken from deep sleep by a noise which I groggily recognised as someone ringing our doorbell. Suddenly realising I wasn’t at home to answer it, I checked my newly restored phone to find an earwig running right over the bell’s camera lens and triggering the alarm. Checking the security cameras, I could see what the earwig was running away from. Outside was a cloudburst happening. I couldn’t blame it trying to avoid drowning. I would just have preferred it hadn’t chosen my bell as a lifeboat.
I’m leaving on a jet plane …. tomorrow although it’s beautiful outside this morning. It isn’t hot and I want hot. I also like planning and leaving as little to chance as possible. So that is my job. In the sunshine this morning, I am programming and positioning accurately the automatic watering systems. My Housekeeper is completing the washing and ironing and packing. Soon we will be ready for the journey. All the neighbours are instructed with their responsibilities. That’s my job – to keep them in line.
Drive from Coquelles to Ancona – 2009
In 2009, I was just completing the planning of a 1500 km drive across Europe to our Greek home. These were times before Sat.Navs. which have transformed life for people like me with no sense of direction. I used online routemasters to produce an itinerary with distances and timings. I did all the driving and my Navigator kept me on the right road. If you click to open the route plan, you will see that I drove non-stop from 8.30 am as we rolled off the Hull-Zeebrugge ferry and drove through Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, France, Switzerland and Italy arriving at the port of Ancona just over 24hrs later. By that time, I was having to hold my eyes open with pegs but it was one of my favourite parts of the time away.
I’ve checked in online at our Hotel at Gatwick Airport and downloaded Boarding Passes and Executive Lounge Passes on to our phones. I’ve made Whatsapp contact with the girl who manages the property we are renting so she knows our flights and arrival times although they may be tricky depending on the Passport/Entry System. Whatsapp is brilliant though for easy and immediate communication.
Another improvement recently has been for a change to restrictions throught Gatwick Airport. For quite a while, we have not been able to carry liquids of more than 100 ml bottles. Now we can have 2 ltr containers and they don’t have to be put in plastic bags. I can take my aftershave and we can carry suncream, etc which is much more expensive in Europe.
Even more importantly for me, I don’t have to unpack all my electrical gadgets and place them in separate trays> I used to have to unpack bags of Laptop, iPads, Kindles, Smartphones, PowerBank, Firestick plus all the cables. Now, everything can be left in place and the scanner can detect and pass it. That feels wonderful and speeds up the process.
The Smiths Detection System is a digital screening platform which detects explosives, weapons, contraband, toxic chemicals, narcotics, and biological threats. I was amazed to read that the old rules had been in place for 18 years – the year before I retired and seriously started trotting the globe.
A Yorkshire man in Jeonju, South Korea.
Here I am spending three months in Europe but not really taking many risks while my old friend, John Ridley, is in South Korea. I find myself doing a double take just writing that. I know John’s son is living and working in South Korea but it is a long way and a challenging culture for a Yorkshire man. I am genuinely impressed with his sense of ambition.
Monday, 15th June, 2026
Half way through June already. One week away from the Longest Day of the year. It is all downhill from there. The patterns of life go on and there is some safety in that. Anticipated, they ultimately become undemanding or life dulling. That’s one of the reasons for travelling. For the next month, I will not be putting the bins out on Monday and consulting my diary to know which ones. I will not be shopping at Sainsburys on Thursdays or mowing all the lawns on Fridays. So many day to day tasks will be eschewed and I will be challenged to do different, new, unusual things.
Our minds and bodies need those challenges to refresh and expand. I invite and welcome that. What I don’t welcome is trying to ban the modern world. It is often attempted by frightened people but it never works. It is very easy to work around. If I was a child now, I would be putting up a website with clear instructions to other children on how to get round this ludicrously ill-conceived ban on social media. Get a Free (VPN) Virtual Private Network and be in a different country where there is no ban in seconds.
Just consider the lunacy of giving 16 year olds the right to vote for a government which has prevented them following the news and views on social media.
You cannot put the future back into a box marked PAST. It is always wrong and failing. Just ask the Luddites. Ludditism was a 19th-century movement of English textile workers who smashed automated machinery to protest job losses, poor wages, and deteriorating working conditions. The fear was that machines would take over and, of course, they did but they didn’t destroy jobs. They created new ones.
In just the same way, I am embracing (AI) Artificial Intelligence in my work. It is exciting and incredibly powerful. Just as 19th-century workers were able to get machines to do the back breaking work they previously had to do so AI is doing the hard work of research and reducing hours, days, weeks of work to minutes. It doesn’t replace workers ultimately. It redefines their roles.
See you in Spain, Dear Reader. It’s going to be an interesting month of sun and swimming, of sun and walking and of hot sunshine and, maybe, a glass of wine.
Tuesday, 16th June, 2026
Flying abroad emphasises the separation. I struggle with it. I know it has to be accepted but I find it hard. Our flight yesterday was strange in that it was not full. The flight had lots of empty seats. For the middle of June it seemed strange. The airport at Alicante was mainly a ghost town. We went through the digital registration system with no pressure or queueing.
A packed Alicante Airport
We had been led to believe that queueing at passport control was up to 4 hrs. It turned out to be 4 mins and the staff were delightful. There was no pressure for a taxi. We got one immediately and simultaneously messaged our Management Rep.. Just 45 mins later and €90.00 lighter, we arrived at our home for the next month.
It is a delightful, gated community of about 20, three storey detached properties that enjoy lovely grounds and two pools . Most are personally owned. A couple, like ours, are let out but the feeling is of polite respect and quiet relaxation. Ours is only let out for a few weeks a year which is why we chose it. The comparison with a suite in a city hotel in Greece is instructive. A week in Thessaloniki or Athens costs about £4000.00. A month in this Duplex in Spain costs less than that.
We had to do a check on what is needed to get through life in the property for 4 weeks comfortably. We walked out to the local Super Mercado to stock up on essentials. The rule is to never trust products left in the property by someone else. The essentials are bolstered by bottles of wine and a snack meal. We want nothing more today.
It is 28C/83F outside when we lay out a snack of salad, cheese, prawns and humous with iced white Rioja on our patio table overlooking one of the pools. I have fitted my Amazon Firestick on the TV so we can watch anything here that we watch at home. The patterns of life continue unbroken.
Wednesday, 17th June, 2026
I was so tired last night after a long day that I went to bed at 10.00 pm and slept soundly until 5.30 am. Once awake, I rarely go back to sleep. I checked the CCTV at home to find it had rained over night which is pleasing. I read some emails and a Whatsapp from my friend, Kevin in Leeds and then listened to a political podcast. The temperature outside over night remained at 22C/72F but the house was perfectly comfortable with the air-conditioning running non stop from the moment we moved in.
Up at 6.00 am and BBC Radio 4 on as usual. And life begins just in a different location. The first thing we purchased when we went out yesterday was this Rolls Royce of shopping trolleys. It will make the 15 mins walk back from the supermarket in 80C + of heat much more comfortable.
Unfortunately, the fresh orange squeezing machine was out of order when we got to the local, Consum Supermercado so this morning I’ve had to drink a commercial alternative. High on the list yesterday were oats, sultanas Stevia sweetener powder and fresh milk.
There did have to be a few compromises. I have only drunk totally skimmed milk for the past 40 years but you just don’t seem to be able to find it in Greece or Spain. Had to settle for semi-skimmed. Yes, I know Dear Reader. I will battle through it. In Sainsburys, there are multiple choices of oats. In Consum, there were just two.
Anyway, this morning I have had a large cup of Yorkshire tea (brought with us) followed by a perfectly acceptable bowl of home made muesli although the oats aren’t the best flavour and the milk is a bit fatty.
We’ll be going back this morning to stock up on staples like washing machine and dishwasher tablets.
The ingredients for Pesto,
No one can live a proper life without Pesto. It has to be freshly made and that requires freshly cut Basil. We have that at home in the garden. Here we have had to buy the ingredients needed to make fresh pesto plus a mechanical processor to aid the Chef. The last item was bought from Bejing Bazar – a massive, football pitch sized emporium which sells everything you can think of plus many things you can’t.
Bejing Bazar
In spite of it’s size, we were its only customers. It was like one, huge Open All Hours shop where you could ask for a plug, hosepipe, bra, summer dress, cap, wine glasses, barbecue …. and they would say, Which size and colour? in Spanish with a Chinese accent. Don’t you just love the world? When we arrived at the house, it was being cleaned by two girls – one Polish and the other Russian. The management is English and Spanish. This is one reason why I enjoy it so much.
Thursday, 18th June, 2026
Over night the temperature hovered around 24C/75F outside. Inside, it was icy and delicious for sleeping. England were playing at 10.00 pm Spanish time. After a long day starting at 5.30 am yesterday with long walks in hot sun, a bottle of wine with a wonderful Supper of roast Hake Loin and Salad,
I was tired before it started. By Half Time, it seemed like the old England of the last 60 years. I went to bed. Waking at 5.30 am, I found it had rained over night at home (wonderful) and England had played a much better Second Half (amazing) and won the match (unbelievable).
Of all the bars in all the world …..
Over in Dallas to watch the match, K and his lads had flown from his Florida home. At least England made it worth their while.
I listened to a political podcast which suggested the euphoria over Burnham’s chances in the Makerfield byelection may not be founded in reality of the Makerfield constituency. It will be fatal for Labour if he doesn’t do it. I definitely won’t be staying up through the night to find out.
The first event of the morning is to return to the Bejing Bazar where my wife spotted a pair of dumbbells that would allow her to continue her morning exercise routine.
My favourite area of the Consum Supermercado is the fresh fish display. I have to go with my Google Translate ready on my phone to check what things are. I was looking for Swordfish (Pez espada). When I thought I’d found it, the label said, (Tiburón) which turned out to be Shark. I’ve always wanted to try it so now may well be the time.
Friday, 19th June, 2026
After a long hot day, we decided that a swim would be reviving. It was delightful, so delightful that Pauline asked me to take her picture in the pool. I managed to frame her perfectly, as you will see Dear Reader.
Lovely evening yesterday and very warm. In the humid dusk of the enveloping evening, eating a lovely meal of roast salmon with home-made pesto topping and salad accompanied by an icy bottle of white Rioja on the lower patio we were looking out across the lawns and one of the pools towards Torrevieja and the sea,
It had been a very hot day in which I had done two long walks followed by a swim and jacuzzi to relax the muscles. That accompanied by the wine made me so tired that I went to bed at 10.30 pm (CET) and was fast asleep before the polls closed in Makerfield but I was woken by an alarm on my watch and phone.
Groggy and half asleep, I suddenly realised it was the Ring Doorbell at home in England. My phone showed it was 11.50 pm in Spain / 10.50 pm in UK. It also said a person was at my front door.
The video showed a man in shorts, walking across the front lawn holding a mobile phone with its torch facility on. At 10.50 pm, you have to admit, that is suspicious. It wasn’t going to be a delivery at that time. From this distance, through sleep-hazed eyes, it felt a little threatening.
My first thought was that it was a cool, calm character who was casing the joint. He walked round a up to the Lounge window, looking intently, searching for something. He returned to the front door with camera light shining on it. He then turned right and down my Drive towards the Garage. I logged in to our CCTV cameras and watched him turn towards our neighbour’s house. Should I phone the police?
I Whatsapped my neighbours on the left but they were rubbish. Apparently they were already in bed themselves. Pauline phoned our neighbours, Jill & John on the right who immediately apologised. It wasn’t a burglar. It was John searching for their cat who hadn’t returned.
I must admit I was too slow to recognise him. Quite reassuring, though, to have the warning alarm and the visual evidence. I’m so glad I had the security installed even if it was a false alarm this time.
Unfortunately, it took me so long to get back to sleep that I found myself checking my phone for the Makerfield result. If there was anything to raise the spirits, it was the stonking win for Andy Burnham who destroyed the Deform Party candidate. If you analyse the figures, it is obviously a tactical vote for the anything-to-keep-Deform-out movement. Greens, Lib. Dems., even Tories fell in behind Labour. That is what must be replicated across the country in the next election.
Saturday, 20th June, 2026
Very humid evening after a long, sweaty day of walking, a cool, refreshing swim and jacuzzi, shower and then Supper with political talk on the patio overlooking the lights.
Evening becomes Electric ….
This Duplex is well equipped which is what appeals to me. I only bring a handful of shorts and tee shirts because I also bring an adept Laundry woman and it has an excellent washing machine. Although it is in Spanish, she gets to grips with it easily.
The Kitchen is very small but it has most things we need including a large fridge/freezer, a built-in microwave with a single oven below that and a dishwasher below that. It has a ceramic hob, kettle, toaster and coffee maker.
We have super fast Wi-Fi which is a major selling point for me because I run a laptop and iPads on it as well as the television/radio. It is strong all round the house, out on the patio and even upstairs on the sun terrace. I can listen to podcasts in bed, BBC Radio 4 over breakfast, Sky rolling news, Sky Sports Test Matches, The World Cup matches on the main UK channels, Channel 4 News, Netflix/Amazon Prime for Drama through my Amazon Firestick I’ve plugged in at the back of the TV. Home has moved to Spain.
Just as at home, I do my walking routine although there are a lot of steep slopes around here. Don’t have a Gym but that is a small price to pay. I’ve added swimming instead. At the age of 75, it’s important to have emergency contacts to hand in case of medical emergency. Fortunately, this property posts them on the inside of the front door like hotels tend to do.
Another week. Another glorious morning. A day of end to end sunshine which will reach 32C/90F. Up early to get a walk in before the peak heat of the day.
It is about 3.5 miles down to the landmark statue of Alexander the Great – a hugely significant character in Macedonian history. The girl who serves us in the VIP Lounge is called Alexi as so many girls here are. I remember being surprised on Corfu/Κέρκυρα in 1982 to find that about 30% of men were called Spyros named after Saint Spyridon. Anyway, 7 miles in 27C/81F is enough for the morning and I will need a clean, dry shirt on return.
Down below us in Aristotle Square, the Beach Volley Championships are going along in spite of the heat. The scaffolding tower housing the television cameras reaches well above the spectators seating but I was surprised to look up in the sky and see this bird hovering. Morning and evening swifts and swallows dart and swoop in huge numbers to sweep the sky clean of insects but this bird – a TV Drone just hovered steadily collecting overhead views of the sport and beaming it back to the screens. Ancient & Modern jostling for popularity.
Our suite is the wrap-around one – top left below the flag.
Our Suite in this hotel has improved over the years to the point where we have worked our way up to the best. The people – Chamber Maids, Cleaners, Personal Assistants – are absolutely delightful. The make the stay delightful and take such pride in their work. After a long walk this morning, we had a light lunch in the VIP Lounge and then a salad on the patio of our rooms this evening, relaxing and watching the sun go down. It is just then that the swifts and swallows come out to play with such speed and energy as we are winding down.
Monday, 8th June, 2026
Don’t you just love Monday mornings? We’ve survived another Sunday, Dear Reader. It is 8.30 am / 6.30 am (GMT) and the temperature is 28C/82F. It is extremely humid this morning and energy sapping. That is before my long walk.
I walk along the side of the sea down past the ancient White Tower which I featured last week, down past the monument to Alexander the Great which I featured yesterday and on to the Sailing Club and, if I’m feeling particularly strong, right down to the Opera House.
Other than the natural charms of the area and the wonderful tavernas, there are few concessions to tourism. There are the pleasure boat cruises around the bay, the open top bus to hop-on-hop-off and electric scooters for the lazy.
Even so, walking or promenading is extremely popular here. The Greeks and Italians call it volta.
Μέγαρο Μουσικής Θεσσαλονίκης
The latest tourist money-making machine is the instant vintage newspaper souvenir camera booth. It is a portable camera + laser printer with a set up to drop the photograph directly into a newspaper front page and print out before the tourists can walk past you. It is a very popular replacement for the Wish you were Here post card of previous times. Even so, I know some old wrinklies who still love to get a postcard because social media is too frightening for them so there is something for everyone. I just like communicating, keeping the links open. We are a long time dead.
Tuesday, 9th June, 2026
Our 4th year in Thessaloniki has ended. It is 6.00 am Greek Time / 4.00 am (GMT). I have been awake for an hour and listening toThe News Agents podcast. Up to Breakfast and then down to checkout. At 8.30 am a taxi is called for us. Alexi, our taxi driver talks non-stop about his city – Thessalonik – with massive pride. At the airport, his bill is €28.00 and we give him €40.00 for his enthusiasm.
Macedonia Airport is small, quiet and delightful. We arrive 3 hours early, go straight through security control and up to our Executive Lounge. The Sky Lounge is delightful for its exclusivity. This morning there were three of us with comfortable chairs and tables, good wifi and lots of refreshments from food and drink to bottles of wine and anything else we would desire.
The Departures Board announced our Gate to go to. We go early to make sure we can get our cases in the first two rows where we sit. Everything is going fine. Our flight has arrived on time and then it is announced that there is a problem.
Refuelling has revealed a technical problem which has to be resolved. A Fire Engine has arrived. We are on the tarmac and have to return to the Terminal. This has never happened to us before. We imagined having to find a hotel for the night and staying over, It didn’t wory us but created a logistical problem.
Anyway, we got to know some delightful people in the queue waiting to find out what was happening. I talked to this lovely, young girl – just 26 years old – who thought I could sort it out for her. We talked to her about the news, about politics and whether she had heard of Andy Burnham. She hadn’t, she relied on her husband for the news and wasn’t really sure who the PrimeMinister was. I told her off and treated her like an errant child. She loved it.
Gatwick was eerily empty …
When we arrived at Gatwick Airport, she rushed up to tell us that her family had berated her for having to be told off by us and for not knowing about the By-election and the significance of it. She was lovely and totally representative of Gen. Z. She proved what a glorious girl she is whatever her ignorance. I’m really warming to Gen Z. They are the future.
Wednesday, 10th June, 2026
I woke up freezing. Couldn’t feel my legs. Thought I might be paralysed until I checked my phone to find it was only 8C/46F over night – a ridiculous temperature for June. Just as well I’ve only got 5 more nights at home and then off to Gatwick again for a month in Spain. Won’t be cold there.
Unfortunately, we are not flying into the small and friendly Murcia Airport on this occasion. The timings were all wrong so we are going through Alicante Airport this time. We booked it in December last year and couldn’t have predicted what would come up. Yesterday we sailed through Macedonia Airport in a matter of minutes because Greece has suspended the new, biometric system on the grounds that it wasn’t working well enough.
Alicante Aeropuerto
At least we are not going for a weekend but for 4 weeks which gives us long enough to get over any frustrations. I’m currently exploring whether I can pay for VIP Fast Track Security Channel as we can do in Athens. The property we are renting is the one we booked last year for 2 weeks through Booking.com. It was absolutely delightful but this time we have booked directly through the letting agents to reduce the price.
Although there only two of us, to get the space and facilities we want, we have to rent a bigger property than we need. In this gated Development, there are a moderate number of individual properties that are three floors. Ours has 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, kitchen/diner/lounge, a Breakfast area immediately outside on the patio and then a huge sunroof with sunbeds, barbecue and dining tables under a covered pergola. The whole sunroof has expansive views over the gardens and two pools and out over the sea.
Feeling quite tired after a long, travelling day yesterday and I have a huge list of jobs stretching out in front of me today. I will almost certainly have to give my walking a miss for once.
Thursday, 11th June, 2026
Talk about coming home with a bump. The weather is emphasising that. This morning, it is cool and damp – light rain and just 15C/59F. Get me out of here!
We leave for a month in Spain on Monday and the weather looks good as far as one can see. I was shattered last night because my head was still in Greece which is two hours ahead of UK. At least the adjustment will be softened with just one hour difference in Spain.
This morning I’ve been contacting the management of our hotel in Thessaloniki to thank them for their service and for the presents they give us as we leave. The first time, it was a bottle of local olive oil which is long gone now. Then we were given an Electra Palace scented candle which my wife swears literally smells of the hotel. Next year it was a steel dove from the Macedonian Museum of Contemporary Art. This year, we rather gulped as we were given a very heavy copy of a book of illustrations of the delights of Thessaloniki. We only had carry-on luggage and wondered how we would cope with the extra burden.
Well, we managed it and it will live on the bookshelves for the next few years. We may even take it out and look at it occasonally particularly when it is cold and wet like today.
Today is haircut day. Drives me mad sitting still that long but it has to be done. I sit in the kitchen on an inclement day like today so I can watch a political programmed or rolling news while my hair is being cut and the process is almost tolerable.
Friday, 12th June, 2026
It was 16C/61F over night but didn’t feel like it. The morning has opened grey and with a little damp in the air. With just 3 full days left at home, we are still ticking off the jobs needed to be completed before we fly. This morning, I have had to go down to the Surgery to book a PSA Test for when I come back from Spain. It has to be done a week before my bi-annual cancer review. It is always a little nervy.
I’ve got the street’s grass to mow and my Under Gardener will make sure the hedge is trimmed to last a month without attention. I’ve got two automatic watering systems to set up and get the timings right so need to put them through a dummy run. We are cutting lettuces but they have been slower to develop than I’d hoped. Keeping my fingers crossed that they survive 4 weeks without me. They are delicious fresh from the garden.
Mixed Lettuces
Something strange and delightful is happening. We moved in to this house 10 years ago and we set about furnishing it inside and out with a will. As well as beds, settees, tables, etc, we were planting the outside enthusiastically. In July 2016, we were planting up the sides of the drive and we put in a Phormium – a native of New Zealand. It was less than 2ft tall at the time. In the summer, it was supposed to throw up flowering spikes and it never has …. until now.
‘Maori Queen’ Phormium
Now it is about 8ft tall and has suddenly, in the week we were away in Greece, thrown up the most amazingly tall and strong flower spikes. Literally, in a weeek these spikes have arrived. Unfortunately, we go away on Monday and will miss the full flowering. They look as if they are going to be a pale yellow. I have asked Jill, my neighbour, to photograph them for me and send them on to Spain. The contract is that I will send back sunshine.
Woldgate Woods – David Hockney – 2006
One person who will miss all flowering for ever more is the artist, David Hockney. His death was announced today at the age of 88. A life long smoker, he looked and sounded older than his age. I am so glad I gave up 42 years ago. I have little in common with Hockney but I have loved his work for a long time, particularly his digitally generated art.
A Bigger Picture – David Hockney
It is the work of an old man creating art for our new age. I would love to have these hanging on the walls of my house.
Saturday, 13th June, 2026
Warm and sunny day to mark our last two at home for a month. At least it’s not Friday. Most things are done and ready but the automatic watering system failed when I came to set it up yesterday. I have a programmable unit that screws on to the outside tap and has two outlets at the base for two, separate hoses. These will be connected to two, wide arc sprayers which allow me to cover the whole of the back garden.
Unfortunately, they don’t at the moment because the unit’s stopped working. Fortunately, Amazon do ‘free’ next day delivery. I’ve ordered a new one which really suits a gadget man because it is remote control. Can’t wait.
It means I can water each side of the garden independently, for different durations and at different times.I can have them watered on alternative days and have the watering programme delayed if it rains. What fun!
Sofitel Gatwick Airport
Going away really does me good. The challenge of travel and making arrangements lifts my spirits. We have been back just 4 days and have got through so many tasks in that time with renewed energy and determination. To give the month away a relaxing start, we are spending the night in the Sofitel Gatwick which is just a walk across from Departures at the Airport.
Once again, quite amazingly, it is no more expensive to take the car to the Long Stay Carpark for a month than to get a taxi for the hour long journey to the airport so that is what we will do. The service is incredibly slick and user-friendly for such a massive set of interlinked parking areas. The only thing I have to do is not rush to park but find a comfortable end of row position to leave the car for 4 weeks safely.
I will be here in the sunshine walking and indulging. It’s funny but, when it gets to this stage, I begin to think that it’s all too much hassle but I’ve always done that. I tell myself that staying in the same routines and in the same place is the equivalent of being dead. Movement is life. Change is opportunity. Challenge is invigorating. Got to remember that. There will be plenty of time for sitting in a chair.
That is why I will be here and pushing myself to do things, see things, experience things and understand new things as well as enjoy things.
I will hear the music of the Greek Language & People. I may have been visiting Greece since 1981 but it was this BBC programme than impelled me to build a home on the Cycladic island of Sifnos which is featured in the programme. It began in 1983. Can you believe it? 43 years ago I was desperate to learn Greek and bought the book to accompany the BBC programme. The presenter is now dead which tells you something.
Greece is in my DNA which isn’t easy to believe of an East Midlands lad but I can never let it go just as other things in my life will never be released. That is why I return to Athens every year to renew my commitment and why I enjoy revisiting Thessaloniki to feel part of the nation that I love.
I was thinking yesterday of my Grandparents – my Mother’s parents. We were watching a fairly sloppy detective drama – A Taste of Murder – set on the island of Capri. It is located in the Tyrrhenian Sea off the Sorrento Peninsula. I have never been that far south in Italy. Venice and Ancona in the North are my extent but I knew some one who has. My grandparents – my Mother’s parents – Lily and James Coghlan who lived in Croydon and worked in the city visited Capri as part of an Italian tour and their one claim to fame was that they were greeted by a girl from Rochdale. They should be so lucky.
Gracie fields – Rochdale to Capri
This must have been in the late 1950s and the girl they met was once the highest paid star in the world. Gracie Fields was to their generation a rockstar. She had ‘retired’ to a villa on the island of Capri and my Grandparents were walking past when she came out to her garden gate and greeted them. If it wasn’t for her stardom, she would have appeared very working class but they were the ones with stars in their eyes after that experience and they both predated her – one dying in the 1960s and the other dying in the 1970s. At least they took the trouble of extending their experience and meeting a rockstar in another world.
Monday, 1st June, 2026
Happy new month, Dear Reader. Welcome to June 2026 and the start of meteorological Summer. It has opened down here warm and sunny although not as hot as recently and rain is forecast to be falling as I drive off to Gatwick Airport. The garden is looking forward to it.
Yesterday, I lifted our first new potatoes, boiled them with fresh mint from the garden and ate them dripping in melting butter. Absolutely delicious! When you lift, wash, boil and eat potatoes or any vegetable within minutes of them leaving our soil, they cook very quickly and taste better. Well, they definitely cook quicker whether the better taste is all in my head, I can’t be sure but it suits me to believe it.
Early New Potatoes straight from the soil.
The longest day of light is just 3 weeks away. Plants are growing almost unhindered now. All they need is rain. It is one of the dilemmas of going on holiday but one I’m prepared to live with. The garden will just have to get on with it without me.
‘Blue Moon’ – May 31st, 2026
I wonder what you were doing and feeling last night, Dear Reader. I was feeling reflective and slightly sad. I was looking at the moon. It was full last night and I learn that it is known as the Blue Moon. I took this photo through the glass of an upstairs window with a smartphone. Quite remarkable the definition one can achieve.
The distance of time and space that the moon symbolises makes me wistful and sad. Although it has always been there, it has certainly got worse with age. Not surprising as time runs out. I had spent some time in the evening watching the first episode of Greek Language & People which I referred to yesterday. It first showed on BBC TV in 1983 as I completed my 3rd Greek holiday and my first on Sifnos. Episode-1 includes filming on Sifnos. The series could not have hit me at a better time. Already keen to learn Greek and in love with Sifnos after 3 weeks there.
It was presented by Chris Serle and Katia Dandoulaki – an English man being led through the learning process by a pretty Greek girl. It was done at a pace that I could cope with and accompanied by a book which I featured yesterday and still have on the bookshelves.
Katia Dandoulaki & Chris Serle on Sifnos in 1983
Chris Serle died last year at the age of 81. Katia Dandoulaki is 78 and still performing on Greek TV but looks SO OLD! It’s not her age that makes me sad. It’s …
Tuesday, 2nd June, 2026
Travelling makes me tired. It always has. I tend to put myself into ‘sleep mode’ to get through long, cramped flights and tedious ferry journeys. I only try to stay awake when I’m driving myself. Today, I’m feeling even more tired than usual. I don’t like to admit it but it must be my age. Mind you, I know some little wrinklies who have given up on foreign travel altogether and I will never do that as long as I can walk.
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life ….
So said one of my heroes – Dr Samuel Johnson – in the 1770s. His inference was that we should never stop learning and challenging ourselves. I couldn’t agree more. The trip Sussex coast to Gatwick (1 hr), Flight to Thessaloniki (3.25 hrs), taxi to our hotel (0.5 hrs) even with the waiting around is utterly worth it.
Soon we were in the splendour of our suite high up in the 5* Electra Palace Hotel just off the utterly pedestrian Aristotle Street.
After all these years, there is something about Greece – anywhere in Greece – that makes me feel at home. It doesn’t stress or phase me. The taxi driver who brought us from the airport to the hotel thought I was Greek because I greeted and instructed him in Greek. He was shocked to find out I was English.
He dropped us outside of the hotel in the Platia Aristotelous and we were greeted like long lost cousins. We have learnt to take that with a pinch of salt but it is nice to be recognised. Our suite was still being prepared so we were ushered into the Meetings Lounge and provided with a Greek Salad, some Falafel and flavoured flat breads plus a bottle of red wine. Lovely way to start the week.
When our suite was ready, we went up to unpack and relax. We had lots of treats like a sickly Greek cake, a bowl of exotic fruits and a bottle of Almond Liqueur from the islands. Neither of us drink it but the thought is appreciated. It is a relaxing day and a gentle evening today.
Wednesday, 3rd June, 2026
Up late … or early depending where you are. Greece is +2hrs which takes a day or so to adjust to. This morning, we didn’t get up until 8.00 am but that is 6.00 am in UK and still felt a bit like it. Would have been the perfect time to try the Melatonin gummies that M gave me recently but I completely forgot.
Certainly got up feeling refreshed and ready for an interesting day after yesterday’s relaxation and acclimatisation. The temperature over night didn’t fall below 24C/75F and will get to 33C/92F at the height of the day.
By the time we get to Breakfast, it is so humid that we sit inside under the air conditioning. Can’t manage much more than orange juice and coffee which is a pity because the restaurant presents every food known to man … and woman. At the table next to us is a Greek priest dressed all in black and surrounded by his acolytes. The table is gradually piled high with plates of eggs, rocket salad leaves, cucumber, tomatoes, smoked salmon, various cheeses, fresh bread, bowls of strawberries, kiwi fruit, Greek cakes & biscuits. Greek coffees and the obligatory accompanying glasses of water.
They really stint themselves in the church. Religion just thrives on self denial. Still, everybody has to have a holiday, don’t they Dear Reader. From prayer and abstinence to sex, drugs and big breakfasts is the way to go. Particularly, against the back drop of this warm water bay of commercial and tourist vessels.
Out walking, the flower beds leading up to the hotel just echo those back home. Marigolds are popular in this hot country. These African Mophead variety add a jazzy colour to the landscape.
Thursday, 4th June, 2026
Very humid this morning and 25C at Breakfast time. It feels close and we might have a thunderstorm later. That will be exciting because Mediterranean storms are dramatic and it will be fun to watch bolts of lightning flashing across the bay. So often in Greece, these storms are accompanied by biblical rainfall so we hope they organise it in time to go out to Dinner.
Often, when the weather has a spell which isn’t conducive to the beach, tourists wander around glumly looking rather lost. I’ve always treated travel as moving my life to another place and I carry my normal activities with me. Of course, I don’t attempt gardening out in the street but, although I’m only here for a week, I have my laptop, iPad and smartphone with me to continue writing, reading and communicating.
Although I’ve been doing it for years, what has changed and been a great improvement is the easy availability of VPN apps. Virtual Private Networks allow one to be in any country in the world while on the net while not being there physically. It is digital deception. It also prevents invasion of one’s computer through unprotected WiFi feeds – in a hotel or an airport, for example. It means I can check my Bank Accounts without fear of being compromised. Previously, there were scary stories of criminals working hotels and farming logins of guests which allowed them to scoop passwords and entry to those bank accounts.
Of course I had to watch PMQs yesterday. The only difference here is that it happens a 2.00 pm rather than midday in UK. Keir Starmer was brilliant and actually allowed his true passion to show through as he made Farage look more like the grubby, little man he really is as he encouraged the Great Unwashed and uneducated to violently riot while affecting to just represent their views. It is an act that he has perfected over years although this snake oil salesman is finding that his image is beginning to fall apart as he is increasingly focussed on.
Starmer attacking Farage in the Commons.
None of this would have been possible until ten years ago – partly because of internet speeds but also because major UK media outlets understandably feeling the need to protect their output from unpaid access. Yesterday, I was in central London to watch the House of Commons on BBC TV from my settee in Thessaloniki and then switch over to Sky TV for the ongoing discussion. My online calendar said I should order my repeat prescription and it can only be done online from UK. The VPN allowed me to do that from abroad.
I’ve also brought my exercise regime with me so a long walk is now on the agenda before deciding where to eat Dinner tonight. Yesterday, I went around photographing menus outside restaurants so we could consider in our own time which one to visit. Ultimately, we were too tired and not hungry enough to go there but tonight we will visit this menu. I wonder what you would choose, Dear Reader.
Friday, 5th June, 2026
Well, yesterday we got our storm but before that I had to indulge my travelling companion with retail therapy. The Hondos Centre is the Debenhams of Greece.
It stinks of perfume and nail varnish downstairs as highly coiffured Assistants stand around trying to look busy without any customers. Further up, there is floor after floor of Female clothes where women absent mindedly flick clothes on rails and occasionally go as far as to hold them up against their chests in front of a mirror. Down in the basement, of course, is the men’s stuff but no one goes there out of choice.
On to Pauline’s favourite food of all time and a staple of the Greek (snack) Breakfast – a Bougatsa (Μπουγάτσα) – a traditional Greek pastry made of crispy, golden-brown layers of phyllo dough wrapped around a thick, sweet semolina custard flavoured with vanilla and lemon zest and dusted with powdered sugar and ground cinnamon. I have to admit they don’t do it for me but I know my duty.
And then the storm came which was fun for us but awkward for the contractors working down in Aristotelous Square in front of our hotel where they were preparing for the Women’s Beach Volley Championships. Each year, they import the beach into the square and assemble seating and television staging and they usually manage it in a day. They were rushing to complete after the storm just as a cruise ship arrived for the night.
It was soon followed by a mocked up Pirate Ship that fleeces tourists with a short cruise around the area accompanied by loud music and cheap drinks. My idea of absolute hell.
As so often in the Mediterranean, the storm is strong and dramatic but short and quickly replaced with a gentle and romantic atmosphere as vessels disappear over the horizon to distant shores.
Saturday, 6th June, 2026
Absolutely gorgeous morning which, by Breakfast, has reached 27C/81F with strong sunshine beaming into my fresh orange juice. Supper last night was a simple one of cold meats and salad with a bottle of sparkling water, sitting watching the twinkling lights of civilisation out on the rim of the bay. It has been a magical feature of my life in Greece with the lights a romantic symbol of possibilities, of hope and of travel.
It is a well trodden theme of literature and particularly the sexual proclivities of DH Lawrence in his concept of a man traveling out to the rim of the world while the woman remains grounded at the centre is a central philosophical motif in The Rainbow (1915). A literal metaphor for marital intimacy and differentiation.
The daylight brings a totally different feel. Less soft, less imaginative, more stark in the heat. It’s going to be a long, hot walk today as the Beach Volley girls suffer on the burning sands of Aristotle Square.
It is being televised and will play out throughout the weekend with the final on Sunday evening.
And the heat goes on … These are days to be savoured.
What are days for? Days are where we live. They come, they wake us Time and time over. They are to be happy in: Where can we live but days?
Philip Larkin, “Days ” from Whitsun Weddings.
Do you savour them, Dear Reader? It is one of the problems I have. I have written about it before but the concept constantly troubles me and comes to a head in these days. If you read the Blog yesterday, you will see that I ended the afternoon with champagne in the garden. It is a lovely thing to do after working hard in the hot sun. It is a moment in time. I did enjoy it but it is a moment in time and I find myself struggling to relax in to it as an unrelated moment.
Artists, poets, bon viveurs extoll the moment. The frozen moment in time. Just look at this photo in the early morning across our South Downs National Park down to the sea. Sea mist is drifting in to the sunlight, the hot air balloon is surveying the green carpet beneath it and quintessential England goes on.
But does it? Of course not. This is a snapshot in time and ignores all context. The politics of the region are bubbling. The commerce of the region is thrusting and insisting. The humanity of the region is struggling, coping, enjoying success, failing badly, caring, entering its final days. Just pick any one of those variations. I find it impossible to let go for that one, idyllic moment.
Larkin’s poem ends with these lines:
Ah, solving that question Brings the priest and the doctor In their long coats Running over the fields.
In other words, everything has to be seen within the ultimate parameters of life and death. When I compare the glorious panolpy of our South Downs with the relatively minor work we have been doing in our Neighbourhood, it looks paltry but it gives me a sense of integrity and contribution. We have planted up 20 small beds each with about 20 mixed plants which we have grown ourselves over weeks.
They look small now but they will fill out and grow up to make a statement of unity in our community as people drive in. It brings people together to talk about and maintain the planting over the Summer. A new resident found himself meeting many others yesterday as he came out to ask me what was going on. Just as the plants develop so does the community; not a moment in time but time out of a moment.
Monday, 25th May, 2026
The start of the European Tour begins in a week. What better time for Trump to pretend that the Iran War was solved. Just that suggestion put the dollar down and the pound up against the Euro. Useful really because we have bills to settle.
We booked a suite for a week in the Electra Palace Thessaloniki almost a year ago. We knew the week would cost about £4,000.00 but we also knew we didn’t have to pay until a week before we arrived. In that way, if anything unforeseen happened, we could cancel right up to the last minute without losing out. Of course, that puts us at the mercy of the fluctuating exchange rate.
When we booked, the Exchange was £1.00 = €1.19. Since Trump’s escapade into Iran, the rate had fallen to £1.00 = €1.14. At least today it is back nearer €1.16 which will help a little – well, about £80.00. Not to be sneezed at.
Rather than pay exchange charges abroad and those annoying Non-Sterling Transaction Fees back home from our bank, I just set my default payment card on my phone to Direct Debit and I pay no exchange charges at all. I still need a few Euros for taxis and tips in the hotel, etc, so I’ve had to go out and buy some more this morning having used some up in France recently.
We are home from Greece for just 5 days and then we are off again for month in Spain. It will just give us time to check the automatic watering system in the garden, wash a few clothes and repack before driving to the airport.
We bought our flights – 2 x return flights to Northern Greece, 2 x return flights to Spain, 2 x return flights to Athens & 2 x return flights to Tenerife last September. There was a concern recently that flights would be cancelled, merged or subject to fuel surcharges. European, short haul flights are always Easyjet for us. They are fantastically reliable and so they are proving this time. They have assured us of our flights and no post booking fuel surcharges.
Our Balcony
We are going to be at home for most of August apart for a week in The Electra Palace Athens where we have until a week before we travel to pay another £4,000.00 for a suite there. So, a more permanent solution to the war in Iran would help.
In the meantime, we’ve been down to the beach this morning and it was hot, busy with lots of people swimming and making excited noises, just enjoying a day off work. I remember that. Today, as the guage reads 34C/93F, we are enjoying cheese and biscuits in the garden with a bottle of wine. Must clean the patio tomorrow.
Tuesday, 26th May, 2026
We didn’t fall below 20C/68F over night and it is already 25C/77F at 8.00 am today. Planting out has finished for now but I have quite a few spare plants at the moment. I may be distributing them to neighbours. Certainly, I’ve got so many Basil plants growing on at the moment that I will have to make them presents for people.
At them moment, potted plants need constantly watering in this wonderful sunshine. They are really enjoying the warmth like me.
But today’s task is patio cleaning. This involves sweeping and then spraying an active but non-acidic solution which sinks below the surface and into the stone (composite) over a period of weeks. All the grime and stains of the Winter just melt away leaving the paving all but brand new. It is an almost magical process. It’s going to be hot work today.
Before that, my Housekeeper needs a medical appointment before we go away in exactly one week. She has an inner ear infection that is giving her some distress and it needs clearing up quickly. The system for getting an appointment could have been made for me. Online and with distinct question boxes needing precise information writing in them, they are a thing of delight.
In our Medical Centre, they are fulfilling the national requirement for online contact but keeping the old 8.00 am start of the online form being available. They say it is to stop them being overwhelmed by requests and I understand that. What it results in is preparing the answers to the online form in advance and then copying and pasting into the form at 8.00 am. It means that one can be concise but articulate, descriptive and directive having had time to refine the words in advance.
Wednesday, 27th May, 2026
Warm rather than hot over night but it is 8.00 am and the temperature is already 24C/75F. We are in full ‘going away’ mode now. The garden is looking good after a busy period of plant production. The house is being prepared. We are abroad for 5 out of the next six weeks with just 5 days back home so we are dealing with things as a continuous absence.
Smoke alarms which once embarrassed us on the first day after we had set off for a month away by issuing their highly piercing alarm are being serviced today. We have 5 interconnected across the house and setting one off sets them all off so it is important to get right. In the past ten years we have never set one off with smoke. We think it was a spider that did it. You just can’t stop spiders smoking these days.
We may be spending around £6,000.00 on a week’s trip to Greece but it doesn’t stop my personal shopper looking for bargains. This morning, I was shopping in Asda … yes, Asda because they are selling Sun Cream at 3 for 2. Do know how much sun cream costs, Dear Reader. I was shocked to find out that one of these bottles sells at £7.70 so quite a saving buying 3 for 2. They will be meticulously decanted into airline-sized 100 ml bottles.
Just shows how good our Doctors’ Surgery system is at the moment. My Housekeeper has an appointment with a GP this afternoon. Important to get antibiotics to kick in before we fly. Meanwhile clothes (well, shorts and teeshirts) are being prepared for packing, I.T. equipment being prepared for travelling and the house security systems being rehearsed.
This time, in addition to alarms and automatic lights and CCTV cameras, we have our Ring Video Doorbell which is really proving a useful addition. Of course, it has been so successful that I have already caved in and taken out a subscription to the Cloud and Notification Service. Of course, I saved £10.00 by taking out an annual plan but it still seems a bit steep when I could do it for myself if they let me.
I am watering the entire street again just to give all the plants we’ve put out a reasonable chance of survival. The forecast when we are away is excellent. I won’t need the automatic watering system on for this first week. We are set to receive rain for 5 of the 7 days we are away … and about time.
The post-Lunch detritus ….
Before that, everything is to be enjoyed. It is 1.00 pm and 32C/90F. The main jobs of the day have been achieved and we feel we’ve earned Lunch in the garden. Everywhere is quiet. People are at work or working indoors. Half Term but there are virtually no children around here. It is delightful.
I was awake at 4.30 am this morning listening to a political podcast. I have been active since 7.00 am and, having done 5 hours of physical work in that heat was enough today. I was tired, wet and dehydrated all at the same time. It is time for a rest.
Thursday, 28th May, 2026
We were 20C over night again but we woke to high and broken fleecy clouds in a blue sky. I was chauffeur to the Hairdressers this morning. The parking is awful so I am the alternative and one of us needs their hair doing in readiness for going away. I have about an hour and a half to drop off, drive home, do some jobs and get back for the haircut girl.
One of the main jobs of the day is watering, watering, watering. Plants everywhere are crying out for it. It is more humid today but there is no sign of rain until Monday-Tuesday as we drive to the airport and fly to Greece.
Do you know what this delicate, little flower is, Dear Reader? It is the short-lived potato flower. My potatoes are just starting to flower now which means they will be ready for lifting in 6 weeks when I return from Spain. The forecast is for rain here on 5 of the 7 days I am away this time and then I will set up an automatic system for the month in Spain.
Basil seedlings germinated in a new and revolutionary way have exceeded expectations and are growing on in the frames. They will go out to neighbours this weekend because ours are growing on in the beds already.
Ours are already doing well in deep beds to be harvested in August when we are at home. They will be used immediately to make Pesto for the Winter.
About three years ago, I bought my latest bean-to-cup coffee maker from De Longhi. It did cost me about £750.00 at the time. I use it to make about 4 Capuccinos each day. According to BBC Radio 4 this morning, they could now cost me £20.00 each day or £5,475.00 over the 3 years on the High Street.
Business costs and raw product costs have hit an all-time high. It certainly pays to invest ahead. And I don’t have to leave my Kitchen, mingle with smelly people or sit on an uncomfortable chair at a grubby table.
Friday, 29th May, 2026
A humid night has given way to a less sunny but equally humid morning. My job this morning is the last lawn mowing before going away. My Under Gardener is tasked with Hedge Trimming. At least it is exercising in the daylight and healthy for all that.
Over Breakfast we have the conservatory doors wide open and, as I moved to the Office, a mosquito came in to accompany me. They are becoming increasingly common down here but this one didn’t last long because I hit it with a can of killer spray which I keep on the bookshelves just for that job. Hate mosquitoes. They used to love me in Greece and, of course, you always hurt the one you love.
Living down here, we don’t use too much heating throughout the year. We have gas central heating like most people even though we would have preferred electric underfloor heating. The option was not agreed to by our builders. Even so, water heating (constant) and a lot of cooking is done with gas and our monthly (averaged out) bill is £46.00 or £552.00 annually.
Gas
Electricity is a different matter. We are extremely extravagant with computers, televisions, two, large Freezers + fridge, air cooling systems, things on charge all the time. Our monthly (averaged out) bill is £137.00 or £1,644.00 annually. So our total Dual Fuel bill is £2196.00.
Electricity
We are with British Gas and our consumption is already £85.00 above what they estimate the average household uses annually. Our contract comes to an end this summer so, with a new price cap coming into effect, I am setting up new tarrifs. With the electricity cost rising by around £9.00 per month and the gas price rising by about £25.00 per month, our annual power bill will increase over £400.00 which is not insubstantial.
Anyway, it has to be done and I should be grateful that we can afford it. What about poor people on low wages? They still need to heat their homes and stay warm/cool.
It is two years now since I was declared cancer-free. I’ve always treated that as a tendentious position but time softens the concern …. until you read news items like this. Tom Watson had Prostate Cancer. Like me, he was declared ‘free’ in 2023. At least I am checked twice a year. What I can’t understand at all is why these checks should be denied to all men over 50.
Saturday, 30th May, 2026
What a gorgeous morning to be alive. Warm, sunny, still, quiet – a day to celebrate being alive. At this exact moment Radio 4 is saying out loud in my Office:
You never know what’s around the corner so, if you’ve got someone you love, hold them close because you never know how long you’ve got them for.
At that moment, I realise what a sad, old man I am. A lad, man, old man who I haven’t seen since 1972 but who I’ve been talking to over the past 5 years announced yesterday that the cancer which he thought was gone two years ago had returned and is now in his lymph nodes and liver. I didn’t need to be told how bad that was but he has been given a maximum of 18 months to live.
John & Jan last year.
I just can’t imagine what that is like even though I did face an indeterminate fate myself over the past few years. To be given that definitive outlook might seem clearer but also almost impossible to face. I’ve always thought that if it happened to me, I would break every rule I had observed in the past and feel totally uninhibited. There are some things I would definitely do and, no, I’m not telling you.
Almost 12 months ago, Pauline’s sister, Phyllis, died after a fall. She was nearly 88 years old. A year has gone so fast and yet this memory came up from the Oldham Chronicle in 1958 when Phyllis was just 20 years old. She is the top centre and, as always, trying to better herself. So long ago. I was just approaching 7 years old and about to get a birthday present of a green garden rake, fork and spade. I can remember it so clearly.
The heat over the past week and the long, outdoor days I have spent working have left me feeling incredibly tired. I’ve even questioned myself and wondered if it was a sign of age but I’ve been in bed early for the past few days and I never go to bed early normally. It was about 11.15 last night and I had just gone to bed and started to nod off as my phone blasted out a Whatsapp arrival. I shot up as if there was a fire. It was my lovely neighbour, Jill, former B.A. Hostess, asking if we wanted help in the garden while we are away.
We are in Northern Greece for just a week and, fortunately, it is forecast to rain here on every single day while we are away. I was able to tell her god (or Pan in our case as confirmed atheists) had everything in hand. We are back from Greece for just 5 days and then off for a month so she will almost certainly be needed then.
A warm and bright morning to drive up to sunny Surrey for a Birthday Party. It is a birthday party that has led to me doing some quite unusual things over the past couple of days. Anybody who knows me will know that I do not do clothes shopping; I do not go into clothes shops.
So, it was strange to find myself here. It was in a search for a teeshirt for a 90 year old. A teeshirt was bought but it wouldn’t have been my choice. My view was that, if you can’t wear a jokey teeshirt when you’re 90, when can you? I lost that argument until ….
…. at 5.00 am yesterday when I was woken to be told we need a printed teeshirt for the birthday. Amazon couldn’t do same day delivery but Google rarely lets me down. I found a local ‘business’ that said it would do printing-while-you-wait. We drove over there to what turned out to be a semi-detached house. The owner arrived on a motorbike as we parked up and he met us and took us in to what I assumed was a workshop. It was cluttered with little ornaments, bottles of spirits and grubby furniture. It was filthy, very ‘unloved’ and ill maintained. A woman shuffled in from a kitchen and I suddenly realised that was their Lounge.
Heat transfer teeshirt printing
I had one of those double-take moments. How could you live like that? Would you really not clean and tidy it? How could you be comfortable in that chaotic situation? It made me quite emotional and trembly. It took me back over 50 years when I was looking for somewhere to rent in Oldham as a young teacher. The quality of accomodation was so desperate that it reduced me to a blubbering wreck. I was asking the question: How can people live in these circumstances?
The house was across the road from a Secondary School which I learnt the owner had attended. Thinking about it later, he must have been a Special Needs boy who, in his terms, had made a success of his lfe by running a business from home. He had got together enough cash to buy the equipment for Stencil Cutting and Heat Transfer Printing. He said it made him enough to live on. Obviously, it didn’t provide much more than that but he seemed happy with it. We paid him £10.00 for a 15 minute job. Certainly, it is salutory to be reminded of the poverty that some people are condemned to cope with and just accept as the way life is.
As I knew it would, the image and sensations haunted me throughout the night and it was the first thing I woke up thinking about.
The party was delightful when we got up to Surrey. It was nice to see M&K again. And to see Richard and Alexis. Colin had so many lovely relatives and friends that the party extended to nearly 30 people with a good buffet and lovely wine, a cake made to Colin’s tastes
The residents of the Care Home were invited to wine and cake and a Frank Sinatra Tribute Act for half an hour. I sat next to a lovely couple who were there on Respite Care. He had been an Accountant and she had been an Advertising Executive. Not fully understanding who needed the respite care, I launched into a full blown conversation over a glass of wine. What had I done for a profession? Where did I live? I politely returned the questions and that was where things started to go wrong. The lovely, bright and lively lady had to ask her husband where they lived. Having told them that I lived in Worthing near Brighton, I suddenly realised that every second question she asked me was: And where do you live?
It’s a terrible affliction which I really hope to avoid. I couldn’t see myself shut in those confines for my own good but I saw ghosts of my past across the room. Perhaps it is where we’ll all meet our end.
Monday, 18th May, 2026
Yesterday was such a positive day. The 90 year old Birthday Boy who allegedly is suffering Dementia certainly rose to the occasion. He recognised and was keen to greet all his guests. He visibly made a real effort to enjoy the attention and ‘play his part’ in the day which his daughter had gone to such effort to plan. It was a symbol of how to do things well with conviction and love. But it all became too much and 90 proved to be too tiring. Colin was asleep in his chair when we left.
As we drove home, I thought about that. Living in a quiet, peaceful environment all of your days and then being suddenly being invaded is enough to make anyone exhausted. Not used to lots of socialising myself, all that talking and glad handing left me exhausted as well …. or, perhaps it was the wine. Even so, it made me grateful for my life.
I returned to receive a letter from the Bowel Cancer Screening Programme telling me that all was clear and I wouldn’t need a follow-up for 2 more years when I will be 77. I also had a reminder that we must Check-in online for our flights to Spain in 5 weeks time.
Bathing Belles , 60 years ago.
But first I must wish my little sister, Caroline, Happy 64th Birthday. Living over there in Ireland, she seems happy enough even though she has to wait another 3 years before she receives her State Pension … if little, Irish bog trotters ever do. She has lived, worked and paid tax in Southern Ireland for so many years I don’t know what her entitlement actually is.
She is pictured here in 1966 on the sand where the sea obviously fell steeply off the beach. It was World Cup year and I wasn’t on this holiday. Ironically, I was in Southern Ireland touring around Lough Derg in County Donegal in a horse drawn caravan like some Irish Tinker. When I left home in 1969, she was just an annoying little smidge. I’m sure she hasn’t changed. I think of her regularly.
We are lucky to have nice people around us even if they are not always nearby. We have made two transatlantic flights to Florida and have been lucky enough to have B.A. flights with beds to sleep. It made the journey so much more manageable.
Little M wants us to return although we are currently resisting re-entering Trumpland. She is trying everything and, of course, she will win in the end but her latest nudge is to bring us a bottle of strawberry-flavoured, melatonin gummies. Melatonin is well known and has been used for a long time as an aid to regulate sleep cycles and overcome jetlag. I’m going to try it out tonight. If the Blog is late tomorrow, you’ll know why. I am still dreaming of being greeted by an orange man-baby at Tampa Airport.
Back to earth now as we go out to plant up the street. Hoping it will rain tonight to bed them all in. Going to be steamy, hot and sunny as the week goes on – perfect plant growing weather. …. Well, the planting went well. My Under Gardener made sure of that. I decided that I couldn’t rely on rain and had just reeled out 350 metres of hose to start watering when the ‘heavens opened’ and natural irrigation took over.
Tuesday, 19th May, 2026
I was so shattered last night after a long day of gardening that I forgot to take the melatonin sweets and fell instantly asleep. At least the weather did its job and heavily irrigated the new plants throughout the night. It was still raining this morning at 6.00 am. I was having a Whatsapp conversation with my next door neighbour last night when she thanked me for the gardening outside. I told her I was happy to do it in Retirement as she would be in another 20 years. At 6.00 am today, she messaged me to say she had looked outside and decided to retire immediately.
We received a thank you photo from the birthday boy yesterday with his party bag of sweets and his card. At least he looks happy.
If I live to 150, I will never understand women. Took my wife for a blood test this morning and then on to Sainsburys. She came out of the surgery with one of those cotton wool pads stuck over the wound on her arm. We get to Sainsbury’s and she asks if she should remove the dressing. As so often, I don’t really understand the question but ask her, Why? Answer, Because it doesn’t match my outfit. Sometimes I despair.
Some people live to 90. Some die young. I was reading of the death of Scott Hastings, a fantastic Scottish Rugby International and incredibly fit man. He was just 61 and died of incurable non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma which just proves we never know who or what is around the corner. I think of my own father who died aged just 49 years old.
I found this Business Notice in The London Gazette (est. 1665) which announced that my Great Grandfather, Edwin Thomas Sanders, at the age of just 60, wanted to retire from his partnership in a Joiners & Builders firm he had set up with the Dolman family in the 1880s. He died just 7 years later.
The parnership was dissolved and the business separated between their eldest sons. In 1920, my Grandfather was 31 and in his prime. His son, my Dad, was just 5 years old but in those days lives and lineage was much more predictable especially in the Middle Classes. Grandfather established his new firm of Builders with my 5 year old Dad already incorporated into the name: Sanders & Son. Just 44 years later, he was dead.
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If I don’t make 90, I will be furious! I want to be able to apply for a new GHIC (Global Health Insurance card) before I die. In fact, I want it to be an EHIC (European Health Insurance) again next time. My new one arrived today and I will be 80 by the time it comes up for renewal.
Wednesday, 20th May, 2026
The Summer is coming. Hold on. We are hoping to see 30C in the next few days. The plants are out at the front and well watered in by the rain. The next couple of days will be devoted to planting up our back garden and moving out the more delicate plants like Basil. We only have two weeks to get them established before we go away.
I’ve written to my neighbours an instruction sheet on what we’ve grown for them and how to maintain them while we are away.
This gardening bug has been with me for a long time now. From the moment I moved in to a large house and garden, I was constructing deep beds, garden paths, hiring rotovators and collecting manure by the lorry load from the local stables.
This was Slade House (1984 – 2000) and it was a major garden project. We bought a house built in the centre of an acre of land in a conservation village on the Pennines. The weather was often cold and wet, the soil was full of clay and the whole garden was surrounded by mature trees which cut out the light and littered the ground with leaves.
1984
But the activity of developing a garden with different ‘rooms’ for relaxation & entertainment, for kitchen garden vegetable production and for woodland flowering shrubbery was challenging but exciting.
On our first day in 1984
We felt we had put our stamp on the area when we sold up in 2000 to start building our house in Greece.
On our last day in 2000
There is something satisfying about reordering nature and leaving it a different way than it was before we started. A building development project about a mile away from us ran out of money and stopped completely about two years ago. Nothing has happened since then but Nature has completely reclaimed the site and is rampantly covering it now. Nature and Man have to live together and each has to make compromises.
Greek Isand Garden – 2006
Of course, I moved straight on to learning how to garden in Greece, in intense heat with a shortage of water. It was frustrating, challenging but fun to grow aubergines and tomatoes, green beans and onions, courgettes and Basil in the dusty, volcanic soil. Two old islanders came to teach us to dig bowls in the dust and fill them with water once a day at sundown. Fortunately, we had and endless supply of free water which was pumped up from a very deep well on our land. The islanders were very envious.
Thursday, 21st May, 2026
A warm night but quite overcast this morning. The sun will arrive in the afternoon so one of my jobs is to water the newly planted beds. I have to cover a street and a half or about 350 meters now so I’ve had to buy additional hosepipes to daisychain for the purpose and bring water from my back garden tap.
If you water plants, you don’t give them half a watering can – little and often. You should give them an extended soaking that they would expect from rainfall. Of course, I will be in trouble for our increased water bill which my wife says is unjustified but you can’t do these things without cost and I have asked the neighbours to take over after I’ve established the plants.
I was listening to a vox pop on the radio this morning and the topic was food and energy prices and the effects of inflation. People on the street were questioned about their understanding of price rises. Having been a teacher for many years, I shouldn’t be surprised but I still found myself amazed at the massive gulf between the individuals confident indignation at how they saw the problem and what the problem actually was. They talk with the confidence of the ‘pub bore’ but show utter ignorance when questioned closely. This is the Farage Effect in action.
It is the same with immigration. Today, as I predicted months ago, Net Migration figures (a concept few actually understand) are at there lowest for 5 years, have come down 48% year on year and have fallen 82% since Labour came to power.
Public perception, however, is quite the reverse. Polling suggests that people in the street believe that Net Migration is rising steeply and is expected to rise next year. In reality, it is quite possible that the government will have tightened the screw too much and will have nil Net Migration which will mean we have a shortage of labour in key areas like Health and Social Care, Construction and I.T.
Friday, 22nd May, 2026
The start of Summer …. weather. Yesterday, we reached 24C/75F and we didn’t fall below 19C/66F over night. I will be doing a lot of watering today in advance of the holiday. Bank Holidays … hate them. They are not for the retired. Sainsburys was full of people flocking around Barbecue equipment and ingredients this morning. This is one of the things I really hate about Bank Holidays – the herd instinct. My personality doesn’t allow me to follow them. I instinctively go the opposite way.
My Digital Memory Box threw up this morning the fact that it was 17 years ago today that we were contacted by our Estate Agent to say that our last house in the North was going on sale for £400,000 and we were trying to choose pictures to feature in the brochure.
Looking back all that time, the house we had downsized to turned out to be fun to live in although it looks rather old fashioned from here. Almost forgot the VHS, DVD and Sky boxes on a TV stand. A gas coal-effect fire and all that heavy furniture! Can you imagine it now?
On this day 12 years ago, we were in our Greek house and a cat came to call to escape a thunderstorm. She never left until we did. We have just over a week before we fly to Greece so getting the garden ready really is the order of the day. Plastered with suncream today because the sky is vicious.
Well, it must be my age. I’ve only done a couple of hours and I’ve retreated to the shade for a break. Gone are the days when I walked under 32C/90F of furnace sunshine, stripped to the waist and with minimal sunscreen. I thought I was indestructible. Like so many brave men, I now realise that I’m not.
Saturday, 23rd May, 2026
Soon we will fly to the Mediterranean but first the Mediterranean has flown to us. I did five hours work in 27C/81F of heat yesterday. My Teeshirt turned tie-dye with dried sweat and my legs wouldn’t allow me to go anywhere by the evening. All the girls of the street are pledged to maintain the watering programme although I’m not sure Davina and Sharon will completely take it seriously. They will definitely be punished if they don’t.
I’m sorry if this is repetitive and boring but my mind always turns to airconditioning when this weather comes. Actually, climate resilience dominated the news at the beginning of the week. It is particularly important as we get older, isn’t it Dear Reader? I still have to completely persuade my wife who is a little sceptical although I am winning.
While she prevaricates, the quality and functionality of available systems is vastly improving. This system runs off a single, outdoor unit and we have the perfect place to site that without seeing it all the time. It runs 5 cooling/dehumidifying/heating wall units and that would allow us to do three of the bedrooms, the lounge and the office. With installation we could do it for £3000.00 and keep ourselves cool into our 90s. If we really bite the bullet and install solar panels, the whole thing might ultimately pay for itself.
I’ve been talking to an old friend, Kevin Sellers, this morning. He definitely won’t need air con at his home up in Northern Scotland. He loves New Zealand because that’s where his son lives now and he goes out for weeks each year. Still carries on with his art work as so many of that group do. Good to see how happy and commited he still is. He’s come a long way from his hometown of Sheffield and where I knew him in Yorkshire.
I must also wish my much older sister, Ruth, happy birthday. She is 79 this morning. Can you believe it? I remember turning 40 and thinking, This can’t be true. but it was and, looking back, it was nothing. Being in one’s 70s is bad enough but approaching 80 is really scarey. Anyway, not to put a downer on her birthday, we hope she makes the best of a bad job.
Here, Ruth is pictured with one of her daughters in happier times and doing some of her charity work raising money for Youth Homelessness. I don’t know how much of that there is in Bolton but her work for Bolton Football Club and church as well as this organisation out of Bridgeman House, are all rooted in her area. Anyone who does that is deserving of a happy birthday. I’ve just told my old friend David Weatherley, a lifelong Bolton Wanderers fan, to look for her in the carpark and say Hello.
Here’s to you ...
Four hours work in 28C/83F today has been enough. We are 3C hotter than Athens. Time for a bottle of icy champagne and relaxation …. or whatever.
What a difference a day makes …. It really does. Yesterday, we enjoyed 26.5C/80F for the first time this year. It was absolutely glorious. Lots of sun tan lotion, lots of gardening, cooking outside. This morning it is half that at 13C/55F, grey over head and raining lightly but persistently.
When we were young … in 1972
The week ahead is not brilliant in prospect – cool and quite wet just as plants go out to face their destiny. Even the Ripon Reunion does not escape.
Actually, one of our ‘problems’ this year is how to cope with the garden. We are sowing and planting as usual but we will not be here to maintain it as usual. We want it to be productive and attractive as usual when we are here but the problem is how to keep that going when we are not. We are going to Thessaloniki in three weeks time, come back for just five days and are off to Murcia for another four weeks.
So, at a crucial time in the gardening year, we are going to be away for 5 out of 6 weeks. I knew it when I booked but the reality is hitting home now and I am hoping the weather at home will allow me to move things on so they establish before we go away. Automatic watering systems can only go so far. Still, this year I’ve voted for sunshine.
We are home from Spain for five weeks and then we are off to our old friend, Athens. Couldn’t miss that whatever else goes on. Then we’ve got a few weeks to breathe and collect in the vegetables and herbs, tidy up the garden re-acquaint ourselves with our home.
A week in the sun on the Costa Oldham will be followed by four weeks in Tenerife on the Costa Adeje for a bit more sunshine before Christmas.
Monday, 11th May, 2026
Very sunny and clear but cold this morning. It’s going to be a big, Politics morning with a Prime Minister’s reset speech. Busy week of travelling and investment decisions. Got to concentrate. Unfortunately, I’ve got to move some money around and it has to be before interest rates have risen as they almost certainly will in the next couple of months. Doing research in my down time.
Haven’t been back to Yorkshire recently. Looking forward to visiting our old house on the Pennines which the Doctor has now sold. I noticed on Google Earth that they’ve put new gates on the drive with garish, gold lettering.
First, there is the political moment. Keir Starmer, an honest and decent man has to fight for his political life and for the Labour Centrists against the left wing of his party and the right wing of the UK media. Whether he can bring himself to define specific policies rather than bland values is in doubt.
After the speech, there are still a lot of questions to answer and little specific in response. We will have to see the King’s Speech at the re-opening of Parliament to make a final decision. On the plus side, the weather has really looked up outside. My Under Gardener is pricking out and potting up Lettuce and Endive seedlings.
At the same time, I’m working hard to resolve technical, I.T. problems. I think I’ve sorted out the Ring Door Video app with two smartphones, two iPads and two Alexa Echo units. The Window Cleaner tested the system for me. He triggered my phone numerous times as did a Waitrose delivery van so I may have to reduce the sensitivity.
Ring Door Bell View
I’ve also got some Banking apps to bend to my will. I need a home for some money for the next couple of years with access from abroad …. I’m pleased to report that after a couple of hour’s work, the app is back under control and life is working again.
Tuesday, 12th May, 2026
Lovely blue sky and strong sunshine. Quite a cold night but quickly warming up this morning. I’ve got to prepare the car for my long journey. It doesn’t take much these days. Do you remember when we had to check the petrol, oil, radiator, tyre pressure and washer bottle – even the wiper blades? Everything these days is electronically indicated. Haven’t put air in the tyres since the first week after service. The automatic, electronic gauge alerts me to loss of the minimum psi and it hasn’t.
The only thing I have to monitor is the washer bottle and that is now so economical because the watered is not crudely squirted in a jet onto the screen. It now comes out of the wiper blades and just delivers the minimum needed.
The dreaded tyre pressure warning symbol.
One thing you do dread as you set off, is to see this flash up on the screen and the dinging of a warning symbol to say there is a problem with a tyre. In the early days with this model, I would stop quickly and check to find that, after the pressure had been ‘set’, one tyre had lost just 0.25 psi. It is a rounding error that wouldn’t have been picked up in the past. Experience has made me a bit blasé about it now.
There is plenty to entertain/distract me with the political situation at the moment. Will he stay or will he go. Lots to listen to, talk and think about. My immediate feeling is that Starmer will not resign and he will be right because we cannot repeat the chaos of the Tories. But, what do I know?
Obviously I will be relying on iPads and phones for wifi and media relay. Couldn’t they have chosen a quieter time?
13th September, 1970 – new team & new kit.
Meanwhile, I’m musing on September 13th, 1970 – 56 years ago when I was just 19 years old. And oh so young.
Wednesday, 13th May, 2026
When Life doesn’t go your way, escape to France. There is always another chance. Certainly the sunshine was beautiful across the Channel yesterday and the temperature was warmer. The drive down was wonderfully quiet although the crossing was busier than in February. At least we were driving away from the rain in the North to the sunshine in the South.
Millions spent but no action.
One of the reasons for this journey, as in February, was to go through the new EES or European Digital Entry Exit System before we fly to Europe. Unfortunately, the multi million pound new building at Folkestone was completed but not in use so the pain is postponed.
In France, the day was beautiful. I heaved a huge sigh of relief and bathed in the sunshine. We have to get our warmth where we can.
Thursday, 14th May, 2026
The drive home last night was through patches of very heavy rain. Visibility at times was very poor. I got in to a mini aquaplaning situation at one point where the drainage on the M20 was so poor that unpredicatable patches of standing water made life difficult, Anyway, we got back in one piece and with our cargo intact.
Late evening and tired from 4 hours driving over the day, I was unloading the car of 80 bottles of delicious Bordeaux Wine to dull my sorrows along with another 20 bottles of dry, Champagne and 15 litres of wine boxed wine to get me over the evening. Some, eagle-eyed observers may have noticed that I exceeded my allowance by 100% but, when you’ve got an honest face like mine, who is going to challenge?
You know that, at the moment we are not supposed to bring meat or dairy products back into the UK because of the risk of foot & mouth disease. As an essential reason for shopping in France is to buy Cheeses and Cooked Meats, this is quite a dissincentive. Even so, nobody ever checks us. We could bring the contents of an entire abattoir with us and it would have been fine. To make life even simpler, just as we came back through French Customs, the skies opened and torrential rain began to fall. All the Customs Officers scurried for shelter and left us to go though without checks.
Mr. Coates, Mr. Tolley & Mr. Dagg
After emptying the car and racking up the wine, I was able to view photos of the old boys’ afternoon in Ripon. They seem to have enjoyed it. Some girls went as well. One day ….
Friday, 15th May, 2026
Gorgeous morning – warm and sunny. Let’s hope it lasts. Anyway, never give in! Lots of jobs to get through outside. I must admit I feel distinctly unsettled by the National Drama as the Labour Party has a collective nervous breakdown. The risk is that we could lose a Byelection in Makerfield and then go on to lose the Mayoralty of Greater Manchester. There is also a bit of a risk of overselling the electoral powers of Andy Burnham.
Andy Burnham’s politics are my politics. He is on the soft Left and describes himself as an aspirational socialist. He is 20 years younger than me, brought up as a Roman Catholic which he later rejected at university. He married his university girlfriend. His brother is the principal of Cardinal Newman College in Preston.
He was opposed to Brexit like all sensible people but has felt it difficult to address after the vote because he wanted to be elected. Only this week he has vascilated between ‘wanting to make Brexit work and my position which demands another vote. He is in favour of an elected second chamber to replace the Lords which I completely favour and he supports proportional representation which I see as the only answer to the changing swirl of 21st Century politics.
I love looking at other people’s lives. There is something of the Historian and something of the geek about that. The set book in my 2nd Year in Grammar School in 1963 when I was 12 years old was Winston Churchill’s, My Early Life. It was about his exploits as a young man during the Boer War and taught me how to follow the clues of the youth to the development of the man. I was absolutely fascinated. Most of my classmates were not.
I am quite happy to accept I am strange. I am me and I put myself before you. People’s lives, their similarities and differences are what makes Life interesting. I was listening to the actor, David Morrissey this morning. He was talking about how his early life informed his later life. He is a wonderful and sensitive man. He is intelligent and thoughtful. He is rooted in the working class North of England. He feels a lot as I do. He cries a lot as I do. He is not ashamed of that and nor am I.
Lives are raw and we shouldn’t be ashamed of raw emotion. Lives are not rehearsals and we shouldn’t prevaricate, shouldn’t put things off because they are difficult or risky. Bridges are meant to be burnt.
Had we but world enough, and time, This coyness, Lady, were no crime
It is all too late for ‘coyness’. David Morrissey chose Joni Mitchell to illustrate his life and I had forgotten. It hit me like a hammer:
Don’t it always seem to go That you don’t know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone?
I hope Andy Burnham doesn’t feel like that in a few weeks time. A settled government with a renewed agenda and energy would be a good reward.
Saturday, 16th May, 2026
A beautiful warm and sunny day. Up early because tomorrow I am driving up to Surrey to attend a 90th Birthday Party and someone has discovered at 5.00 this morning that she needs to give him a personalised T-shirt tomorrow Lunchtime. I am in the Office with breakfast orange juice in hand searching for local t-shirt printers. No, I’m not prepared to drive to London to have some words put on a t-shirt quickly. Bognor Regis is about 30 mins drive away but possible.
We found one which is about 15 mins away and said they opened at 10.00 am. We phoned at 8.00 am and followed up with a Whatsapp. To our amazement, they replied immediately.
I mocked up what we wanted and sent it over to them and they laughed and said it was quick and easy and could be done while we wait. They could even supply the t-shirt if we needed it. We have one and it will be printed at Lunchtime. Never give up, Dear Reader.
Good, I will be home in time for the Cup Final. Fortunately, we had sourced the card in advance. Before we go out, we have some gardening to get through in the public spaces. It will be nice to be out in the sunshine.
A 64 year old at work ….
Ten years ago today, we had been in our house for about a month and the Kitchen Dining Table had at last arrived ….. from Lithuania via Oldham in Lancashire. Housing Units to be precise. I loved it. The first thing my Odd Job Lady did was coat it in beeswax. Made from reclaimed timber, it cost just £350.00. Absolute bargain and it will see me out.
We had some rain yesterday evening. How wonderful. The evening world smelled fresh and replenished. A very warm night I woke at 3.30 am and resorted to listening to political podcasts.
These are my current favourites but The News Agents really tops them all. They can all be found on the Global Player platform which is free to access as are the podcasts.
I used to work with a lad who ate the same thing every single day of his working life for Lunch. It stopped me visiting his office because it stank. I must point out that I hate spicy food. I hate curry, chilli and corriander. I love softer, gentler styles of the French an Italian cuisine. Every single day for his Lunch this lad, who was Head of I.T., opened a tin of Spicy tomato & chilli Mackerel and ate it with a spoon. It made me heave and I swore I would never sink that low.
These days, Dear Reader, I have to admit that I eat a tin of fish most days for my Lunch with a spoon. No, it doesn’t involve spices but it does make my wife heave because she says it smells like cat food. It is the only occasion that I volunteer to kiss her and and get rejected. I have been eating a tin of kippers in sunflower oil for a few years for my Lunch. Oily fish such as salmon, mackerel, kippers, sardines, and anchovies—are packed with long-chain omega-3 fatty acids (EPA and DHA), which are essential for heart health, reducing blood pressure but increasing brain function & mental health as regular intake is associated with reduced risk of dementia. I am tapping in to that hope.
Why does talk of childhood make me sad? I watched an interview of Keir Starmer talking about his children listening to him speak and laughing at him. How he loved it. I suddenly felt, I would love to be laughed at by children – by my children. Children are the future – a future we have virtually no say over. It makes me sad that I have no child to speak for that future or to laugh at me. I want to be laughed at.
I was watching a political drama where a baby was born and the grandfather picked it up as it cried. He smiled and gurgled to the baby who smiled and gurgled back and reached out with tiny fingers to explore his face and I felt the warmth of tears on my face and felt pathetic. It is something I will never know.
The car will have done 8,000 miles over two years
Having cleaned the car inside and out, it suddenly struck me it was nearly 2 years old and looked just as it did when I picked it up. It only has 6500 miles on the clock and I will be abroad for 3 months of this year without it. I can’t live with an old car but this feels ridiculous.
How can I resist it?
Anyway, there is a new model coming on the market towards the end of the year I have learnt. The plug-in hybrid is what I am thinking of moving to and the redefined body with a slightly rakish, more sporty style quite appeals to me over the currently more ‘boxy’ style.
Monday, 4th May, 2026
Bank Holiday. Who are these bloody bankers who need special holidays? They always ruin the weather. This morning, after days of lovely, sunny weather, it is heavily overcast. I am trying to ignore the event altogether.
Every year, one of the most important events of the garden calendar is the production of a large harvest of sweet, basil leaves which are turned into enough Pesto to get us through the year. Basil is not the easiest plant to germinate and grow on ready for planting out. We have sown seed but need a backup so are going out this morning to a small, local garden centre to source seedlings for potting up.
There are rhythms to the year which a 75 year old has experienced and developed across their life. Nature informs them and gardening in particular. National holidays are part of that rhythm even if I resent them. My working neighbours are going to be busily enjoying their long weekend. For me, the pattern of the annual cycle includes travel – travel in Europe and revisiting old friends reinforces the passing of time. In a week, a regular trip to France will be renewed and a week later we will attend a 90th birthday party. There was a time when that would have been quite remarkable. Now, it almost feels normal, expectable.
Bill Haire – 1947 – 2020
I was sent two photographs of the past this weekend. They are both from 57 years ago. Can you imagine 57 years ago, Dear Reader? The first is of a lovely, mild mannered, Liverpudlian lad who was 4 years older than me when I met him but who died 6 years ago having been bedridden for several years before. There are few photos of him in my collection and this quirky one from his student digs has all the moody shambles of student life in gloomy monochrome. The photo on the right is a group of girls at the Christmas Ball. I knew a few of them but not all. I do know that at least one is dead and has been for some years now. The whole lesson one can extract from these memories is carpe diem. There is no time to waste.
With four weeks until we fly to Thessaloniki and reunite ourselves with this lovely airport, we have been assured that the new European Entry/Exit system will not be in use and queuing will not be a feature. EasyJet have assured us that there is no fuel shortage or surcharge. I checked-in online last night and downloaded the Boarding Passes. Everything is set for a happy time and we need as many of those as we can fit in to what time we have left.
Tuesday, 5th May, 2026
The sun is out after a warm night. We were 13C/56F as Gt. Manchester was 3C/37F and my friend, Kevin Sellers in Northern Scotland had snowfall. Nature all around is bursting with energy, trees in full, new leaf; birds calling for mates from rooftops; bees constantly feeding and fertilising flowers as their bright colours advertise their wares; snails, slugs, ants, butterflies everywhere out on the hunt.
Spotted this on my walk yesterday, Never seen one before. The colour blue is not so common in nature and the translucent, pale blue here caught my eye. The Holly-Blue is a small blue butterfly that emerges in early spring and is reasonably common in UK. Who knew?
I was writing about the rhythms of the year yesterday and this morning my Digital Memory Box threw up this photo from 2006. It is a photo of our house which we built in Greece in 2000. By this time, the house was finished and we were living in it during our school holidays and particularly for 5 of our 6 week summer break. It became the pattern until we retired when the 6 weeks became 6 months. That’s when we had time to develop the gardens – well part of them because we bought a 4 acre field initially. The Greek island survived on annual patterns.
Throughout the year, Boulis would walk past our house in the morning, taking his sheep up the mountain to graze and then bring them back down in the evening. He had a limp and I always thought what a hard and lonely life it was for him. However, it suited him. He always seemed perfectly content with his sheep and his dog.
On this day in 2010, we were retired and embarking on a 6 month stay in the house. Regularly we would drive out to a small fishing bay called Φάρος / Faros (Lighthouse) for Lunch and to enjoy the view. Here, the boats which go out fishing in the dusk of evening, are moored up while fisherment clean and sell their catch, mend their nets and smoke quietly chatting amongst themselves. It is their pattern of life.
My wife is walking on air. She had to book a blood test and couldn’t do it online. At the surgery, the Receptionist asked her date of birth. When she told her, the Receptionist asked the question twice more in astonishment.
Pauline thought she must have been mumbling and apologised. The man behind her in the queue pointed out that they were questioning her date of birth and that she didn’t look anything like her age. He said, You’re older than me. as if that was an achievement.
It’s been hard to bring her down since then although I have been counting and announcing at least three grey hairs. Still, she’s not looking bad for a 74½ year old. She’s always been an annoying pixie. Going out for an hour’s walk in the sunshine now. Got to keep the fitness up even though I’ll never look young again.
Out on my walk, I saw this gorgeous Hawthorn Bush/Tree – Crataegus ‘Crimson Cloud‘. It doesn’t look good like this for long so it is worth savouring while it’s here. The white version is most common and can be seen all over the South Downs of Sussex.
This Crimson Cloud is special just like the crimson flowering Horse Chestnut with its glorious candles of flower.
Wednesday, 6th May, 2026
The week’s going on. Wednesday already. Hope you’re enjoying it, Dear Reader. I’m busy. I’m happy when I’m busy. Found a new, local electrician yesterday. Contacted and booked for later this week within hours which is always a good sign. It’s a small job – renewing an outdoor power supply – but one I can’t do so I’m pleased. I’ve also finally made a decision about something I’ve prevaricated about for weeks but which I want to resolve before travelling times.
Having asked around with my neighbours and friends, I’ve decided to go with an Amazon Ring Video Doorbell. You may laugh but one of the things that put me off was the practical one of screwing into my door, connecting up wiring, removing the existing system. These are the things I am scared of. Connecting up to the wifi, installing it on smartphones and iPads, making sure that the Alexa Echo screens in the house can integrate with the door is my area of expertise. I will love doing all that.
What pursuaded me was my great near neighbour, Richard, a Cambridge graduate and I.T. adviser who had similar technical concerns. He installed a Door Spy Hole camera doorbell system that I didn’t even know existed. It doesn’t involve damaging the door at all. It just replaces the existing spy hole. Just as important, it is wireless and runs off a rechargeable battery with 2 months life which will be fine.
Analogue to Digital
I heaved a sigh of relief when I was told of this solution. The one thing I wanted to avoid was an ongoing cloud storage charge but I have had to bite the bullet and accept a £50.00 per year service charge which saves all the video footage in the cloud for 180 days and provides immediate video alert online to our smartphones and computers. While we are away from home – roaming Lancashire & Yorkshire or walking around Spain and Greece – we will be automatically alerted to people at our door in Sussex.
It is only 4.00 pm and I am absolutely exhausted. I must be getting old. I’ve been working on the public flower beds in the street outside my house, weeding, edging, replenishing with compost mulch. They look good and will be ready for planting up in a couple of weeks. I thought I was fitter than this!
Thursday, 7th May, 2026
Glorious morning with clear blue sky and strong sunshine. Busy day with a list of jobs to get through, targets to accomplish and a trip to the Polling Station in the morning followed by an appointment at the Surgery for Part 2 of my Annual Medical Review.
Going out to vote to Keep Reform Out even if it means voting tactically. We have a wonderful Labour MP but our Council Ward is Conservative and I may have to hold my nose and vote Conservative for the first time in my life just to keep Deform out.
Click on this graphic to get tactical voting advice.
No, I couldn’t do it in the end. I voted Labour more in hope than anticipation. It wasn’t very busy at the polling booth. I had thought it might be with all the media frenzy.
Be interesting if all this media hype increases the turn out or not. We don’t have so many Racists down here so the motivation won’t be quite as strong as in the forgotten North. Actually, after a bit of research, it looks as if Green Candidate will my best alternative to Stop Deform. Sigh of relief. Trip to the Garden Centre to collect a few plants that we haven’t got time to grow ourselves.
It turned out that a dozen plants for £7.75 were no better than the ones I am growing on in my cold frames so I left them.
On my walk every day through the park, I go past a house where they have the most wonderful, white-flowing wisteria I have ever seen. It is called Wisteria sinensis ‘alba’ or white chinese wisteria. The house owner saw me photographing it one day and came out to (well I thought remonstrate with me) offer some seed pods to grow my own. I did but they failed.
Wisteria sinensis ‘alba’
A few weeks ago, he came out to tell me he had been growing some cuttings on in pots and would give me one. This morning, he did. What a lovely thought. You would have to pay £50.00 to buy one they are that unusual. I didn’t even want it for me but for my lovely, next door neighbour who had been upset when her’s died. So that’s where it is going and I will take a bottle of wine round to the kind donor as a thank you. I’ll also suggest we start a business together selling them. He can grow them and I’ll run the shop online.
I forgot to report because I forgot to check the Premium Bonds draw for May 1st. Sorry to report that after 8 wins over the first 5 months, the last 3 have been fallow which begins to give pause for thought. In the first 8 months, 8 prizes totally £375.00 is not good enough.
Friday, 8th May, 2026
Warm but overcast today. I’ve got a number of tasks to get through. I’ve got a trip to the Refuse Disposal site booked. I’m getting rid of the heavy, old, commercial griddle, an old garden table and more cardboard packaging than I can cope with. The staff are so helpful and the house heaves a sigh of relief when I return empty handed. The new griddle will be prepared and an electrician is coming this afternoon to replace the outdoor sockets.
When I got home, I had received the latest iteration of the National Bowel Screening Programme. I actually had to request this because I am over 75. My wife still gets hers automatically because she is so young.
Next, my new Ring Peephole Camera (Door View Cam) was delivered last night and it has to be installed this afternoon. I’m sure my Housekeeper will do it successfully because I’ve provided her with an instructive video. When she’s done that, I will link it to the apps on our phones and iPads.
Now a proud owner of a Door Cam which is working, linked to two smartphone, two iPads and one Alexa Echo. Hardly a hitch … or that’s what my Housekeeper reports. It only looks wonky because I took the photo. It sits straight and proud on the door because someone else fixed it on. There are going to be hours of fun this weekend as we receive a never ending stream of deliveries from Amazon – most of them ordered just to hear and see the video cam working. I just hope next door’s cats don’t get too inquisitive in the middle of the night.
Saturday, 9th May, 2026
Got to wish my old, Greek island friend, Martin a Happy Birthday. It is 15 years since we both saw each other because he left early. Bet we both look the same.
Happy memories of Lunching in Faros.
Blue sky, sunshine here today and on we go. Up early this morning with lots to get through. The Poo Test has been achieved early and prepared for posting this morning. I didn’t include you in that process, Dear Reader. Thought that would be a step too far.
Firstly, if you thought spider season was open, we’ve also got to find the source of some ants which appear from nowhere in the kitchen. We think it may be through air vents in the conservatory. It is a problem we had in the heat of our Greek home and it was solved with Ant Boxes. Been out to get some this morning.
My Housekeeper took with her a collection of clothes she no longer wears and cooking pans she no longer uses to Age ConcernUK. We went on to the Garden Centre because, although I have grown hundreds of flowering plants this year, I love Geraniums and particularly bright, red ones. Don’t know where that came from because my parents despised them. Perhaps that’s why.
Of course, the Garden Centre on a Saturday morning in May is not the best place to go because it is so busy. Still, the display of healthy, flowering plants is sumptuous and irresistible. I’m a sucker for plants. They were being sold at 3 for £15.00 so I bought 15 to supplement my own in the back garden.
I give you … £75.00!
Geraniums, Impatiens and Osteospurmums are fairly hardy and all Summer flowering plants for our patio pots. We’ve been growing on Lettuces to plant out in the deep beds this morning. Basil seedlings are being potted up and everywhere is being watered because we don’t know what rain is down here at the moment.
Potatoes – early ones for lifting in about 6 weeks – are growing strongly but need water to swell. I just hope it rains a lot while I am away.
The new griddle has been unpacked and will be trialled tonight in the garden. The new socket was installed last night so everything should be back to normal. Tonight it will be Tuna Steaks with Green Salad but there is work to be done before then.